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Toy Story 3 (2010)
10/10
Best Motion Picture of the Year Indeed!
30 June 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Toy Story came out November 22, 1995 just 2 weeks before my sixth birthday. Naturally, I became obsessed with it as it was funny, nail-biting, and had an awesome toy to play with: Buzz Lightyear! That Christmas I had my parents frantically searching high and low for a Buzz Lightyear action doll in a period of weeks that i'm sure resembled that of "Jingle All the Way's" infamous shopping scene. As time progressed, Buzz became a regular cast member in my various imaginative ventures through childhood. Him and I also revisited Woody and the gang countless times with my VHS copy of the movie...needless to say it got damn-near worn out.

I was excited when I saw the first preview for Toy Story 2, as it was released just 2 weeks before my tenth birthday. However, slight disappointment ensued at the end credits and I could only describe the sequel in comparison to the first movie as "weird." I was not pleased entirely with the journey the second film had taken me on. Not to say it didn't have it's funny moments (the return of "space ranger buzz" and even Bullseye was cute), but all-in-all it was NOT the first one! So I did not end up with a VHS copy of that one, and continued through the rest of my childhood with cherishing the memory of Toy Story and having only snippets of memory for Toy Story 2.

Through my teens I lost the eternal love for Toy Story that I had once had. So when they released the first two back in theaters in 3-D last year I did have a slight desire to see them as I remembered Toy Story as being "that movie I used to love when I was a kid" and Toy Story 2 as "that movie I had only seen once or twice and can't remember why mom and dad never bought it for me," but alas this was not enough for me to actively jump at this chance to see them again like i had never imagined them (obviously I have some regrets now). I also knew that the 3-D event was an intentional precursor to Toy Story 3 in 3-D happening the following year. I had my doubts about the movie of course (i had seen what happened to Shrek), but having fell in love with several Pixar movies in the previous years (Finding Nemo, Wall-E, UP) I had faith that it would not be terrible.

So earlier this year I rented Toy Story 1 & 2 so I could refresh my memory. Toy Story was the most fantastic trip through memory lane I have ever experienced as it was exactly how I remembered it as a kid. EXACTLY! I was a teary-eyed at this revelation that some part of my childhood had not been tarnished by my new-found adult criticism of movies. Toy Story 2, however, was significantly better than I remembered it as a kid, but it was still NOT the first one, nor is it one of my favorite Pixar movies. After reviewing the first two movies again, I have become obsessed with collecting everything Toy Story I can get my hands on. I even unburied my old Buzz Lightyear Toy and have him sitting on my shelf with my other collected items from the movies.

All this excitement made me more than eager to see the third (and apparently final) installment of the series. I found myself already tearing up at the beginning of the movie as the old home videos from Andy's childhood set up the finality-theme of the movie. I wasn't ready to say goodbye just yet, luckily for me I didn't have to as I had one more very dark journey to go on with my old friends. This movie played with my child-like feelings towards the toys as I was emotionally stressed from the extreme peril they were placed in, and unable to fully accept the changes happening. On the other hand, I was in awe of the flawless technology that had went into making the movie: a great paralleled observation as Toy Story was Pixar's first movie and Toy Story 3 had come a long way from it's 1990's technology and arguably reigns as Pixar's greatest triumph 15 years later. I cried passionately when the toys were about to face certain oblivion, and I bawled like a baby when Andy said good-bye while playing with them one last time. This just proves how magical Pixar films really are. Dreamworks certainly would NEVER be able to make you cry over the fate of a bunch of plastic toys, or over the fate of any character they could create.

In a nutshell: Toy Story 3 means more to me than any film I will ever see and lived past its expectations. I share the affection towards Barbie and Ken's scenes as the rest of the world does, and believe that it was the perfect cherry on top of a great trilogy. This movie will be a strong contender for Best Picture at the Oscars...and is arguably the certain one to win along with screenplay, director, animated feature, and visual effects.

Pixar has really outdone themselves and has effortlessly put all other movie-distributing companies (even you Disney! That crap you call movies that you have been releasing in the past couple of years has been shameful!) to shame. I only hope they don't trip on their egos on the journey to making the upcoming Cars 2 and Monster's Inc. 2 (both of which's predecessors I did not care too much for).
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7/10
so good i hated it
28 November 2009
Warning: Spoilers
As contradictory as my title may be, it sums up the following criticism quite well.

As a big fan of both leo and kate (especially their previous project together being a little film called titanic) I had high hopes for this film, and in a way I wasn't disappointed. Although initially hating the movie after I saw it, I came to realize that their performances were so convincing that I, an objective member of the audience, became so emotionally involved in the lives of the two fictional characters on screen before me that their pain became unbearable to endure. I watched as their marriage crumbled more and more rapidly before my eyes not too far into the movie. The flashbacks were effective as they portrayed the "american dream" the couple were striving for prior to the horrendous fallout. As the movie progressed, so did my emotional attachment...leading me to the heartbreaking ending. Be warned that this movie is NOT TITANIC! There is NO timeless romance for the ages. There is NO Rose and Jack. There is NO happy ending! You will get great performances accompanied by the great writing and directing. I will NEVER watch this movie again in the remainder of my life! That really is how good it was...
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1/10
boooooooo.....
13 July 2009
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I came into this disaster of a movie well informed of what the critics were saying about it. Peter Travers gave this film 0 out of 4 stars and accompanied it with a very reasonable explanation as to why. However, in reading it prior to my viewing of the movie I could not believe that the movie could be that bad! Afterall Peter and I do not always agree...

Two and a half wasted hours of my life later all doubts of Mr. Travers' critique were shattered...

I sat there stunned at the end of the movie by how appalling the piece of crap really was! Mr. Bay apparently couldn't help himself in managing to blow every thing in sight up, including any hope of making a decent movie! I was bored out of my freaking mind during the e-n-t-i-r-e duration of the movie! Meagan Fox's acting was worse than her performance in the first one, Shia played the same animated character he always does, but the screenplay has the pleasure of having the worst performance of all! It did not even try to keep a steady plot together. All it managed to do was leave a giant door open for Micheal Bay to come in and blow stuff up! And don't even get me started on the robots (reading the other comments will sum up my opinion about them quite nicely).

And what's worse than sacrificing good brain cells just to keep my sanity during the movie? Having to listen to all the morons rave about how good it was! I mean come on! Are you people that easy? Does it really only take 2 1/2 hrs. of explosions and fluff to entertain you? What is happening to America? Thanks to the fan base the movie has and the monstrous box office gross "we the people" are going to encourage a third atrocity to be put into the hands of Michael Bay as he probably feels like a king right now. Are we going to stand for this!? Why yes, yes we are...

I hope you people are happy!
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5/10
geez people chill out!
13 April 2009
Some of these people remind me of freaking' critics! Everything has to be Oscar-worthy or it's just a crappy movie!

Let's take a look at the fundamentals of what makes up "Hannah Montana: the movie"

First: It is a Disney movie...not pixar! Need I say more... Second: It's Hannah Montana...have you people even seen the show? Third: This is a kids movie for Hannah Montanna fans!

Go in the theater expecting a heavily-clichéd, predictable, possibly nausea-inducing performance from Miley and the gang and all will be fine.

Sit back, relax, laugh at the childish-jokes. It is a kids movie!
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