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Gurotesuku (2009)
Why BBFC?
OK, so I heard about this film and decided it sounded quite interesting, so imagine my surprise to discover it was banned. After discovering this I tracked it down on the internet just like any other person would, again I was surprised, after viewing the movie I fail to understand what could possibly be so bad that it had to be banned, OK so there are some torture scenes but you see nothing, hell you see more torture in Saw and Hostel, both of which I felt were majorly over hyped, the story is good but the so called horrifying torture was quite a let down. I found Grotesque to be disappointingly predictable, the script was OK, rather amusing to honest, but I feel you should have seen more in the torture scenes, fine, if you want to make a film where you hammer a nail into some guys testicle, don't be shy, get a close-up! You wrote it you can bloody well see it, as for the ending where you discover he is actually just sulking because nobody loves him, what the hell? Way to ruin what could have been a hell of a closing scene. So yes, call me twisted but I think the film could have been so much better, I feel that it should be given an 18 but whack a warning on there if you're worried about the viewers, something along the lines of not for the weak stomached perhaps?
Urban Massacre (2002)
ridiculously bad.
I must say, i saw this film the other day because my brother got it from god knows where, and it was shocking, in the worst imaginable way. it was rubbish, the music is bad, even if you like that kind of music, the camera shots are abysmal, the close ups are crap and usually out of focus and the dubbing is out of sync. ITS A CRAP FILM. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. its not scary but the rubbish quality will give you nightmares- seriously. If you do see this movie then you are an idiot, because we gave you plenty of warning. Mark these words, they are words of sense- the film sucks, its crap, rubbish, awful, abysmal, shocking, and any other bad word you can think of. its all of those times by 1,000,000+