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Abe's Tomb (2007)
Terrible movie
I can think of only one reason why anyone would say this movie is good; they Produced it and need people to rent the DVD. No normal human would like this terrible movie, or claim it is any good. I tried to be Open minded and judge it as a B movie, but it's not a B movie, it's an F movie! It's not good enough to be called a B movie, and some B movies are good. But this movie is totally stupid, and not worth watching, and I rate it as the worst movie of the year! It is a Vampire Movie but the Vampires teeth look like the kind you buy your kids for Halloween! Totally fake! One monster or creature, not sure what it was, did not move its mouth when it talked so it was obvious it was a KMART mask from the toy section. Some of the actors, who seem to have been hired from Malls instead of the Actors Guild, are bratty teenagers, one playing the part of a sluttish official police officer and flying Aircraft, "as if she would have the capacity." None of these Moron children can act. But if you're a child molester, you might like it! The rest of the actors are so terrible they should be banned from the Movies! And the story line is so awful. No build up, no nothing, just straight to a bunch of phony Vampires. You would be better off watching an old 1950's Chiller Horror Movie, a Spaghetti Western, or nothing!
Last Hour (2008)
What a Joke!
How could these professional Actors, Producers, and even the Janitor not see how horrible this movie was before releasing it? I assure you that if I had the money to re-make this movie I could improve it 999 per cent, and I have never made a movie, or even acted in a play. Heck! I have never been to a play, but I surely can do a better job then who ever the idiot was that made and directed this film! And the editor should have their fingers cut off so that they never again can butcher a movie this bad! Specially the ending! All you saw for the last 5 minutes is different scenes that did not make sense and where all mixed up. And the very end was not even related to the movie. It was like they cut it from another movie that happened to be laying around, and pasted it to this one. I wish I could line everyone up who had anything to do with this movie, and slap them for insulting my intelligence. Do they really think we are this stupid to except a film like this?