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Hammerman (1991)
pure propaganda
Yes there were some good things about this cartoon but it was obvious this was for MC hammer what Shaq FU was for Shaquille O' Neal or what Space jam was for Michael Jordon clear propaganda. I used to watch this show but that was 16 years ago and I would watch any thing on Saturday mornings back then. I remember it being pretty good hammer use his real name as a secret identity and had talking shoes that would turn him in to hammer man A rapping dancing super hero and their where two villains I knew of there may have been more there was also some friends who might have known he was hammer man and helped him out. MC hammer was one of the biggest stars back then but the show was canceled once hammers popularity faded their aren't even DVDs out of this cartoon.
Serendipity monogatari pure to no nakamatachi (1983)
Cassic Book series.
I Remember serendipity books from Elementary school I didn't know they came from japan. I just found out about This cartoon its base on the book series mascot Serendipity The pink sea dragon but a lot of the creatures from the books are not in this cartoon. Some other characters are Kona a shipwreck boy A bad sea captain Plus many Different Island creatures tropical birds dolphins fish mermaids And other weird monsters. Some of my favorite books are Gabby Kartusch Leo the lop and Creole which have great morals but were never made into cartoons. Both the books and cartoon are a must see/read for any child But the only way to see it is online or maybe find a used tape.
Bubble Bobble (1986)
ONE of those games everyone has played.
THIS game still exist in most arcades as far as I remember this was always playing at any video arcades and it can still be downloaded.
IT seems simple at first put enemies in bubble then Pop'em but it gets harder more and more enemies come at you it's hard to keep track. I still play this online you can play as two boys who turned into dragons there's a spin off rainbow islands where you play in human form. I would love to see a animated movie base on bubble bobble and of Q Bert. They certainly would be better them some of the other video game movies.
This is a true video game classic that will be around for some time.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
yeah I'd love to be i the woods with these guys !!!NOT!!!
These film makers are so annoying they get upset at the littlest things. Yes its clever and spooky but every time something happens their all like OH GOD OH NO WHATS HAPPENING! Some rocks are moved or their's sticks that look like shapes and it has to be the witch not some pranksters or someone in the group. I Did like how the movie was like a real investigation of a legend like Bigfoot the Bell witch or a Chupacabra they interviewed locals some didn't believe It some where sure it existed some thought it was based on a true event but there was no witch. I give it A 6 out of 10 It was intelligent unlike the film crew I just don't know why they thought they where trapped when some step rocks where taken out of the shallow river.
Cudesna suma (1986)
wonderful politically incorrect fable
This is about a painter who wakes up under a tree to finds out he can talk to the animals and to the other things in the forest when he paints a creature there image appears on his canvas. I found A VHS of this at the salvation army store I remember this was on the Disney channel In the 90's I haven't seen this in a long time I knew I had to get this. It reminds me of a kid friendly light version of wizards it might not be appropriate for this age. I have to warn you this is pretty dated There are brown hip hop dancing mushrooms that look like African natives LSD/acid trips A pub were alcohol is served like water you can tell it's beer it's yellow and has foam there's also occult magic and witch craft. The painter has to fight the evil cactus king and use a potion to make him good . this is A must see for everyone accept if your a fundamentalist conservative then don't go near it run away.
Hobgoblins (1988)
what hasn't been said about how bad it is?
I saw this on mst3k and it has so much plot holes. why does the old guy have them in the vault so long and doesn't do any thing with can't he show them to area 51 or the FBI and get rich he said no one believed him they would now. And why do the hobgoblins go to a dark night club in stead of a lit up mall or building there suppose to be attracted to light. it would have made the movie better A lot of things could make it better. plus the movie seems PG but it has a dark lewd setting. This is just so bad then the old Gard then blows the vault up like a hero like he could not have done that years earlier he's responsible for ever thing that happened.