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Arben42
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Room 314 (2006)
Not very good for watching
"How many stories can one hotel room tell?" Seems like the answer is one. It's retold several times, with utterly indistinguishable and uninteresting characters as put forth by, presumably, pals of the author.
Credit for making the most of a location - the concept was a good one, just not the end result. Too much inadvertent humor in the form of actors clearly not listening to one another or simply reciting the words they were given without any idea what they were supposed to mean.
Wave at the moments where the creator felt proud of himself as they whiz by: the repeated lines, the false starts and stutters that are kept because they're 'authentic,' the hard of hearing characters that add 20 minutes to the movie... just watch out when the speaking starts - you don't want to get hit by any of the lines clunking out onto the hotel floor.