Lehnsher Reviews

DumbFellas (2022)

Good for a low budget movie

[3/10 · 30 January 2024]

The best tings of this low budget movie are Christine Nguyen and Michael Wayne Brown. The actress, known for her career in the Cinemax movies, is sexy as always and bringing of light in this project, though she has a low screen time. The actor, in the role of Carmine, is very charismatic and he got a great chemistry with Christine. I hope to see both together in other movies than this.

The movie is good for a low budget project, sometime funny but not great. Has some limit, principally for the budget.

The other two actors, who play two mobsters, aren't that great. They lack expressiveness and acting talent.

The end credits are funny, even if done in an artisanal way.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language, nudity and a sex scene.

Bigfoot or Bust (2022)

Horrible and stupid

[1/10 · 7 July 2022]

A horrible movie. Horrible. And there is no other word to describe it.

Badly shot, with an amateur montage, and sequences that have no logic, randomly placed throughout the film.

This movie stars old softcore actresses who believe they are still sexy at 50. Unfortunately for them, no.

Perhaps with younger actresses and a few more topless (there is not even a nudity scene throughout all the movie) could was be better, but the problem is general.

There's not a single idea to tell something, the dialogues are simply dumb and the Bigfoot is ridicolous.

Eternals (2021)

A masterpiece about love

[9/10 · 7 November 2021]

A film about love, free will, feelings and empathy. This is Eternals. Perhaps the best Marvel movie ever, certainly something new to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The strength of the film are the characters, immortal but fallible heroes, like each of us. 7000 years of creating a family, friendships, loves and relationships.

A large, well-directed painting, in which the flashbacks always give something more to the plot and the characters. Passed, with full marks.

The Call of the Wild (2020)

Great family movie

[7/10 · 22 February 2020]

A great family movie with a great Harrison Ford. I was really surprised from the CGI dog, the story and the funny/commovents moments in this movie. A must see.

Girls Guns and Blood (2019)

Stay far away from this movie!

[1/10 · 25 October 2019]

Maybe one of the worst films in history. Certainly, one of the worst for the B-Movie genre.

For Christine Nguyen, one of the best actresses of the softcore genre, full of talent, one of the worst things in her career. And I'm one of her greatest fan.

I thought to saw a serious grindhouse movie, with some nudity and sensuality.

At the end, this is a movie directed, acted and badly written, with goofy and stupid scenes inserted wrongly. And that destroy the initial atmospheres of the movie. I'm so sorry for Christine Nguyen. I hope to see her back to the softcore movies.

X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

Not great but a solid X-Men movie

[6/10 · 6 June 2019]

I liked.it's a good film not free from defects, which concern primarily some speeding up (especially in the end) and interpersonal relationships between a couple of characters that are not adegently developed.

For the rest, it extends in an interesting way some aspects of Jean's past, already partially mentioned in "X-Men: Conflict Finale", and presents a good dose of action, thus remaining in line with the previous films of the saga. From this point of view, US criticism has been too bad.

Great performance from Sophie Turner and Fassbender. The scene on the train is the best of the entire movie.

The Vampire Diaries (2009– )

Best TV show about vampires

[8/10 · 20 September 2013]

Engaging, strong, great. The Vampire Diaries is one of the best shows in recent years. Great characters, perfect characterizations, excellent actors (especially Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev) and improves from season to season.

Each episode ends with a twist, and it's impossible not fall in love for the characters, each one capable of transmitting emotions and ambiguity at the same time.

It's a powerful TV serial to look every week and not to be missed. This is not "Twilight", but a true, real serial about the vampires, adult, cruel and mature.

The Hole (2009)

Good movie

[7/10 · 15 June 2010]

The return of Joe Dante it's with a good "horror family" movie with a classic plot and a great cast of young actors. Chris Massoglia, Haley Bennett and Nathan Gamble make a good work in this movie, where we have a interesting subplot in the final part about the past of Massoglia and Gamble characters.

The 3D it's not great, but good. The atmospehere of the movie it's good and you have entertainment and some fun, with some little scare: The scene with the clown it's really scare for me, because remember me the clown scene in "Poltergeist"

Funny cameo of Dick Miller.