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Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
perfect movie to not watch
I loved the jurassic park movies when i was a kid, and i still love them. This just feels like classic jurassic park, a lot of dinosaurs and a lot of screaming. The plot was okay, a world filled with dinosaurs and a divided opinion on if they should stay or go.
It's a perfect movie to not watch because i watched this with my girlfriend and it's the perfect movie to just watch with someone casually, not too crazy of a plot, scary tense moments sometimes. You could look away from the screen and still get a grasp of what's going on.
I would recommend, for kids and for couples. I don't know about single people though !
Getting Lucky (1989)
Definitely bottom of the barrel entertainment.
(There will be spoilers but will you honestly care if this movie gets spoiled?)
I've seen a lot of horrible movies before, but this is genuinely such a bad movie. Not much comes close to the level of just... garbage, as this.
The story: sucks. There isn't much charming about this movie. I'll admit it's been around 2 years since I originally seen this movie on Amazon Prime Video, but it has stuck around with me as pure trash for that length of time.
I do not think I could stomach to rewatch this movie. So I will go off what I remember and the trailer. First off, leprechaun in a bottle?!?! And he grants you wishes?!?! Who would ever think this was a good idea for a movie?
From what I remember, the main character, Bill, stumbles across this bottle with the leprechaun, then wishes for the dirtiest things he can imagine. Which brings me to the worst scene that has haunted me for years: The scene where Bill gets shrunk to a microscopic size.
In this scene, Lepkey (the leprechaun) shrinks Bill while he's on Krissy's (Bill's dream date) bike. He gets sat on, not joking, and rides off with Krissy inside her panties. While she's in class, Bill moves around in Krissy's panties, pleasuring her and making her moan in class. After class, she heads to the locker rooms and takes a shower, this is where Bill is returned to normal size. Krissy of course, is not very pleased to see Bill in the shower, which leads to Bill being sent to the principal's office. I just described the worst scene in any movie I've ever watched.
Also, the acting is sub-par. Most of the characters deliver lines very poorly with not much emotion. Lepkey being the worst. It is literally a guy reading a script with a voice changer.
Glad to give my honest opinion on a horrible movie. No one should be subjected to watching something this awful.
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
No Christmas is complete without this masterpiece.
THE best Christmas movie ever made. Words cannot describe how essential this movie was to my childhood and love for Christmas. Most kids can agree that this movie taught them the true meaning of Christmas. It doesn't have to have flashy lights or huge decorations, all that matters is the friends and family that you celebrate with.
A humble Christmas can be more joyful than a big, lavish celebration.
Invincible (2021)
One of the most creative animated shows in awhile.
It's been a long time since I've seen a show this good. The story is unlike any animated show, I've been aware of the comic book for years before this came out but I never knew that it was this good. The character development feels rewarding but impossible at the same time, there's a sense of hopelessness at the end because of this.
My only "gripe" with the show is that some portions have cliche superhero tropes, some superheroes feel like throw-aways. But nevertheless, I find the entire show to fit together quite well and concise.
I went into it not expecting much from the soundtrack, but to my surprise I enjoyed every track. Great placement for each scene, Run The Jewels really fits the theme of The Mauler Twins.
One of, if not, the greatest season finale ever, leaves you thinking about how it ended and how it could continue on in the future. Highly recommend this to anybody and everybody.