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Mr. Stitch (1995)
bad, bad, bad
I kept thinking once they'd revealed what the main character Mr. Stitch looked like that he resembled one of those patchwork leather purses you see on bad infomercials or because of the dark circle of flesh around his right eye and the multiple textures and colors of hair - he looks like a cheap version of Disney's "Shaggy Dog". Wil Wheaton and Rutger Hauer are fine actors, but these are not stellar performances. Wheaton is so low-key so as to almost be sleepwalking through this. And sorry, but I couldn't see Nia Peoples falling for Ron Perlman - He's great in Hellboy where his unusual features are a strength to his character, but here he just looks strange. Great film to make snarky comments ala Mystery Science Theatre 3000, but as anything serious in terms of decent sci-fi this falls painfully short.