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Gripped: Climbing the Killer Pillar (2020)
AWWWFULLLLLLLL
This movie is like the skin that forms over pudding. You know what I'm talking about. Either you love pudding skin or you hate it. I waited and waited for this movie to be OK, but it did not happen. Because this movie is silly and dumb and the musical score made feel a sensation quite like marbles slamming against my skull.
Then the movie ended.
Judas and the Black Messiah (2021)
Wowzzzz!!!
This was a good movie, best I seen in ever a long time. I could BARELY understand anything the actors said but I'm still gonna kick this beast down a 7 because I suspect they truly meant whatever they said. Actually now that I think about it, Grace slick, who could actually really sing, once said that she doesn't think she can sing but she means what she said. So yeah, this movie is like that, yeah.
I loved all the ice cream flavors and candy and everything. It was awesome. This movie is not to be missed unless you're on a desert island and you have a choice between this movie and, say, the Poseidon adventure. In which case, you're probably going to relate more to the Poseidon adventure. Because in the end, nothing really matters.