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Laser Mission (1989)
A camp diamond!
Guns, corny scenes and cleavage.
Absolutely one of the best camp action movies out there! So filled with clichés, bad acting and... blatant racism? Even if the main villains are white Nazis, about 90 percent of their henchmen are black men who suffer terrible deaths in close-up shots. (South-African contribution to the film?)
Usually camp films are made with serious intent, but I got a strong feeling that this was made with a tongue in cheek. Then again, almost all action films are made that way, so it is hard to tell.
Although the movie is great fun, it is best enjoyed with sufficient amounts of intoxicating beverages and salty snacks.
Hellraiser: Prophecy (2006)
Such boredom we have for you
Okay, maybe it is a fan film, but still just horrible. You get bad acting in all cheap flicks and this is no exception. So that isn't really the issue. This is bad because the authors clearly have no idea of movie making.
Juvenile script, no effective lighting, lousy camera-work and the scenes are way too long and just boring. And the agonising thing lasts for 22 long minutes. If you're going to make an amateur movie, it would be nice to learn some basics about visual storytelling and montage before shooting something this long.
I suggest that instead of wasting your time on this, watch any b-(or c-)movie from the 40's. At least those won't bore you to death.