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Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
I still can't believe I made it through the end!
I love vampires - I do like Eddie Murphy films, but both doesn't match! If they just have decided to let the vampire be either cruel or funny. Even though he looked cute and it was most likely he wanted to have the beautiful heroine by his side, it was presented rather stereotypical. And on the other hand I could understand for the first time why the girl wanted to get rid of the vampire. What horror spending eternity with this silly character.
The story is basicly the same. Maybe I don't have the right feelings for the alternative background. I couldn't laugh and I never want to see it again! If you want to see a vampire/comedy watch subspecies, it wasn't meant this way, but it is for sure the most funniest series I have ever seen in the genre.
Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993)
*lol* pure fun
One question comes in my mind thinking: "Why can't an age old vampire eat properly, but feeds like a baby (most of it goes everywhere but down the throat)?" I can't believe this movie was meant to be scary, it's not - not a bit! I couldn't stop laughing! I hope all Parts become available on DVD, so I can get them all. ;-) The way the vampires use to feed and then spit out again the half of it - Wonderful and those dialogues The effects are nice - the shadow movements - but thinking about the make-up (those long fingers:-) I can say - you have much to laugh and talk about. It is not that the story doesn't try to tell a serious plot, but it just(like most horror movies) makes you smile all the time.
Monster in the Closet (1986)
It's worse, but I love it!
I couldn't stop smiling during the whole movie, except when I was laughing so loud that I woke up everyone in our house.
It's silly and you need to have humor to enjoy it and I really recommend you should see it then.
Before this movie I believed horror-movies don't need to be ridiculed, in order to be funny! (It was before I have seen "Army of darkness")