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You Nazty Spy! (1940)
Guts
While the Three Stooges did tend to recycle jokes (Curly with the spring stuck to his rear end appeared often), "You Natzy Spy" is a complete turnaround. While not abandoning the prerequisite slapstick, the fact that this was filmed during World War II (albeit before America's participation, which at this point was almost inevitable anyway) starring three Jewish actors is stunning. From the Hitler moustache that Moe wears (which he removes to shave underneath and, when it is stolen, he yells, "gimme back my personality") to the name "Moronica" to the caricatures of Mussolini and (apparently) Hirohito, to the Axis world leaders battling over the world by throwing a globe around the room, to plenty more potshots at Hitler and his allies, "You Natzy Spy" is hilarious, but it really does have that underlying knowledge that, had Hitler won, the boys would have certainly met their early deaths. The guts and patriotism shown by the boys proves that they took their work seriously to say the least, risking their lives for their craft.
Morozko (1965)
Oh, my God, it's like a bad drug trip
One of the best things to do with MST3K is to tape it. Watch it first while ignoring the MST3K guys, so you can see untouched what film they found. Then, for the entertainment value, watch it and pay attention to them. This got tough, because Jack Frost isn't even fair, it's so bad. Some have said that computer graphics in Soviet Russian film were not so great...okay, but does that give the filmmakers the right to make a film so confusing and nauseating that the only way entertainment would be derived from it would be to watch people make fun of it? You could say that Jack Frost combines details from various children's fairy tales, but they are combined so incomprehensibly that there is no plot. Not in English, not in Russian, not at all. I didn't watch MST3K to see award-winning cinema (in fact, that's the complete opposite reason I watched it), but my God. A lot of MST3K films are bad for the sake of attempted entertainment, but nobody should have given anyone money to produce insulting tripe like this. The mentality was obviously, "Well, these kids aren't being entertained anyway, so we can make a subpar movie and save money." This film could not have entertained anyone, so watch it for a pointless waste of time, if that's your thing.
Best of Both Worlds 2 (1995)
Hermaphroditic porn at its best
If you read some of my other reviews (most on their way), you'll know that I primarily review hermaphroditic pornography (my favorite). "The Best of Both Worlds," starring erotic film veteran (and still beautiful at her age) Sharon Kane. Penises and breasts abound, with female genitalia also provided in high amounts. This is one of the best hermaphroditic pornos for your money.
The Best Little He/She House in Texas (1993)
Trifle
"The Best Little He/She House in Texas" is a hermaphroditic porno which tries to inject a bit of comedy into the mix. As could be expected, this fails miserably, and the drippy anti-humor takes away from the otherwise erotic hermaphroditic scenes. Not recommended in the "hermo" genre (click on my name above for my other reviews of hermaphroditic porn).
The Princess with a Penis (1994)
Odd but erotic
"The Princess With A Penis" is an excellent film, if not rather weird. A plot is non existent, and it's difficult to figure out who would finance a project entitled "The Princess With A Penis." Numerous male and female genitalia are commonly seen. If you find it, try it, you'll enjoy it.