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Dawn Jackson
Reviews
Hold Your Breath (2012)
Don't Hold Your Breath, Close Your Eyes
Instead of Hold Your Breath it should have been titled Close Your Eyes...yes folks, it was *that* bad. Some of the lines of dialog were absolutely hilarious though I am quite sure they weren't meant to be. I'll never see bobcats or sandpaper in the quite the same way again.
The actors attempts at actually acting were quite painful to watch and it would appear that most of them all used the same dentist as a majority of them had teeth that closely resembled chiclets.
The entire premise of this ridiculous film was flawed from the beginning but I won't try and explain why this movie was so awful and in so many ways as I am currently trying to erase it from my memory and forget that I ever watched it. Avoid this one at all costs.
Shock Treatment (1981)
Shlock Treatment is more like it...
The only thing that was shocking about this films is that I didn't walk out of the theatre any sooner than I did...Very bad film, puts the RHPS to much shame. Sorry Richard (o'Brien) but I expected much more than this drivel...