The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Emotion Detection Automation (2017)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : So, did you wind up sending that machine back?
Sheldon Cooper : I did .Uh, I'm not even sure how accurate it was. I took it to the trains store; it said everyone was sad.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I finally got Halley to sleep.
Penny Hofstadter : You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better at sensing emotions for up to two years.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's true. Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain that result in increased empathy.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, so all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Can't. He was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, uh, Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let's .see. You're better than us, a little bit sorry for us, but mostly glad you don't have to be us.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Howard] Keep filling this one with babies; she's good.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : What's going on with that woman you're dating?
Raj Koothrappali : I broke up with her.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Raj Koothrappali : She said she didn't want to see me any more, and I found that insulting.
Howard Wolowitz : .I thought things were going well; what happened?
Raj Koothrappali : I don't know. She didn't even give me a reason
Sheldon Cooper : That's not a problem; we can figure this out. What are the reasons women reject Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Can we not play this game?
Sheldon Cooper : Doesn't like games: that's one.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey, boys, .how's it going?
Sheldon Cooper : I thought we were having a nice conversation. but it turns out I was being offensive
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So, normal, hm?
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, I would prefer if people told me exactly what is on their mind.
Penny Hofstadter : No, no, you don't; you really don't. I can't actually say don't enough
