The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Emotion Detection Automation (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Penny Hofstadter : So, did you wind up sending that machine back?
Sheldon Cooper : I did .Uh, I'm not even sure how accurate it was. I took it to the trains store; it said everyone was sad.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I finally got Halley to sleep.
Penny Hofstadter : You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better at sensing emotions for up to two years.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's true. Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain that result in increased empathy.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, so all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Can't. He was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, uh, Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let's .see. You're better than us, a little bit sorry for us, but mostly glad you don't have to be us.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Howard] Keep filling this one with babies; she's good.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, I just read that a team at MIT developed a device that helps people read human emotions.
Leonard Hofstadter : And you think we can get those guys to reprogram Sheldon? Cool.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's supposed to be accurate like eighty-five percent of the time.
Penny Hofstadter : Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Leonard Hofstadter : That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills would invent a machine to do it for them?
Penny Hofstadter : I take it back; I believe it.
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Penny Hofstadter : My brother's comin' out here in a few weeks.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, okay, sure. What's going on with your brother?
Penny Hofstadter : My dad asked if I can get him a job interview at my work.
Leonard Hofstadter : Is that a good idea? I mean, you think they'll consider someone who was in prison for selling drugs?
Penny Hofstadter : Well, I sell pharmaceuticals. Which is just a really hard-to-spell word for drugs.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, I'm sure he'll appreciate carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : What's going on with that woman you're dating?
Raj Koothrappali : I broke up with her.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Raj Koothrappali : She said she didn't want to see me any more, and I found that insulting.
Howard Wolowitz : .I thought things were going well; what happened?
Raj Koothrappali : I don't know. She didn't even give me a reason
Sheldon Cooper : That's not a problem; we can figure this out. What are the reasons women reject Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Can we not play this game?
Sheldon Cooper : Doesn't like games: that's one.
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Penny Hofstadter : Can you take a look at my brother's résumé? I'm trying to help him clean it up a little.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure. He really worked with the Drug Enforcement Agency?
Penny Hofstadter : He didn't know it until he was cuffed, but yeah.