Suits (TV Series)

Back on the Map (2016)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Jessica Pearson : Goddamn it, Louis. That is the fifth tenant you have scared away because of some bullshit.

  Louis Litt : This isn't bullshit, Jessica.

  Jessica Pearson : Really? Since when do you care about the environment? Or genetically modified cucumbers? Or the plight of the LGBT community?

  Louis Litt : Those are legitimate causes close to my heart.

  Jessica Pearson : You're being ridiculous.

  Louis Litt : Yeah, well, had the French been more ridiculous, they wouldn't have the Nazis goose-stepping through their streets for six years.

• Stu Buzzini : What kind of dildo puts bran bars and prune juice in a lease agreement?

  Louis Litt : This dildo. This dildo right here.

  Stu Buzzini : Are you nuts?

  Louis Litt : No. I'm your worst nightmare, because this quivering angry dildo isn't going away until it gets its satisfaction.

  Stu Buzzini : What did you just say to me?

  Louis Litt : I just said, this dildo is gonna be in your face slapping it around, then up your ass marching you right out the door if it catches you in violation of your lease ever again.

• Louis Litt : This isn't over, because whatever Harvey did, he doesn't know contracts like I do.

  Stu Buzzini : And you don't know them like I know them, because this new lease is tighter than your mom's ass.

  Louis Litt : That's it. I am suing you for slander, because my mom's ass is miles from tight.