The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fermentation Bifurcation (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fried nuggets of chicken.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm getting an earthy note.
Penny Hofstadter : There's definitely some oak.
Raj Koothrappali : Also, cherries?
Leonard Hofstadter : I smell nothing.
Howard Wolowitz : Really? Nothing?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just a whole lot of Afrin.
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Penny Hofstadter : Oh, hey, if you guys are free this weekend, I won a night of wine-tasting from work.
Leonard Hofstadter : That sounds fun.
Penny Hofstadter : Mm-hm.
Leonard Hofstadter : How come scientists don't win free stuff like sales people do?
Howard Wolowitz : 'Cause we're not in it for the stuff; we're in it for the groupies.
Sheldon Cooper : Personally, I find the notion of external rewards demeaning; I pursue science for the intrinsic joy of discovery.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But you always say that you want to win a Nobel prize.
Sheldon Cooper : I also say don't contradict me in front of my friends, and that you don't remember.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, are you still hanging out with Bernadette tonight?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, and we're going to prove that we don't need alcohol to enjoy ourselves.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, good for you.
Sheldon Cooper : Or caffeine, tobacco, sushi, soft cheese, processed meat and jacuzzis, which can all be harmful to an unborn baby.
Penny Hofstadter : No Reddy-baked ham in a hot tub; got it.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, and no bubble baths either; they can increase the chance of a urinary trach infection.
Sheldon Cooper : OK, have fun.
Leonard Hofstadter : On, and no swordfish, king mackerel, shark or tilefish as they're all high in mercury.
Sheldon Cooper : We're leaving now.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, and no contact with guinea pigs or hamsters or their droppings. No-no cat-litter boxes. No paint fumes.
Penny Hofstadter : OK, we're leaving, lovey, bye!
[Leonard and Penny leave the apartment]
Sheldon Cooper : Boy, do I love restrictions.
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Howard Wolowitz : We absolutely know our invention will not be used to destroy the world.
Leonard Hofstadter : How?
Howard Wolowitz : Because no one from the future has come back to kill us.