iZombie (TV Series)

Physician, Heal Thy Selfie (2016)

Steven Weber: Vaughn Du Clark

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• [Vaughn Du Clark reads out a tweet from Twitter] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : 'Vaughn Douche Clark.' So original.

• [Vaughn Du Clark reads out a tweet from Twitter to Major] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : 'Max Rager tastes like the ass of a turtle swimming in a dirty river.'

  Gilda : I don't know why he does this to himself.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Thank you, Sambulo21, from Swaziland. Boy, I just love this guy's comprehensive knowledge of how turtle ass tastes.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Major he'll be so upset if he's not telling him the truth] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : I'm going to be so upset if you're not telling me the truth. And I don't get mad, Major.

  Major Lilywhite : You get even?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Oh, God, no. No, no, no. Where's the fun there? No. I get even with interest. I embrace the Chicago way.

• [Vaughn Du Clark turns on his television for Major to see what happened to the Trickster27 troll] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Looks like he's had something of a bad day. Yeah, that's Thai for 'pool of his own blood.' Yeah, I don't think he's going to be thumbing through any of those magazine subscriptions.

  Gilda : [Gilda looks at Major]  Wonder if he had any adorable rugrats.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Major that Max Rager is a global brand] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Max Rager is a global brand, Major. We are everywhere. Like Starbucks. Or the Eye of Sauron.

• [Vaughn Du Clark decides to send a hateful Twitter follower magazine subscriptions and asks for Janko's suggestions] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Hey, why don't we send him some really embarrassing magazine subscriptions, huh?

  Janko : 'Chub Hub.' Or 'Bathhouse Monthly.'

  Vaughn Du Clark : Or, wait. What's that really freaky one you like?

  Janko : 'Slow Torture and Gardens'?