Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)

Ashy Slashy (2016)

Ray Santiago: Pablo Simon Bolivar

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• Kelly Maxwell : All right, if we actually do find him, no one can tell him it was because of that stupid pet tracker. He'll never let us forget it.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Come on guys, let's go save the world. Can I get a Ghost Beaters!

• Kelly Maxwell : You okay?

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : No, I'm not. I got a really bad feeling about this.

  Kelly Maxwell : Really, because I haven't had a good feeling since we met Ash, and his stupid book.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Exactly. The Book of the Dead never let's anybody off easy. It's like Ash said, everyone around him gets... dead. And now I am the book, and I may never be okay with myself if something bad...

  Kelly Maxwell : Hey. Where'd my powerful vagina go? Huh? Pablo, it's gonna be a piece of cake, all right? We'll find Ash, you'll take out that Goth demon.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : And then back to Jacksonville.

  Kelly Maxwell : Mmm, maybe not Jacksonville. But listen, you take care of this, I'll even make sure Ash gets the first round.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : [scoffs]  Yeah, right.

• Ruby Knowby : Oh, this is Baal's work for sure.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : He knows we're here.

  Ruby Knowby : We got to get to Ash before Ball scrambles his peanut brain.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Shit.

  Ruby Knowby : What is it?

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : This is going to happen no matter whether we like it or not, isn't it?

  Ruby Knowby : Look, we're going to find Baal. You're going to harness the power of that Book against him, and none of this is going to be in vain.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : And you promise me that we're all going to live happily ever after?

  Ruby Knowby : Even if this goes perfectly, there's a good chance you'll die.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Wow. Ruby, I know you're new to this whole mortal thing, where people don't live forever, the idea of dying really sucks.

  Ruby Knowby : Well, I was just trying to be honest. But all right, you go on thinking all the sweet things you're going to do, if you survive or not, I'll find a way out of here.

• Ruby Knowby : Pablo, you know what has to be done. You find Baal, say the incantation, send him back.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : I know what has to be done, I just don't know if I'm the one to do it.

  Ruby Knowby : You can do it. You have to. All those fish and chip customers are depending on it.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : I knew you cared. You keep pretending like you don't, but each day you spend as a mortal, you become a little more human. It suits you.

  Ruby Knowby : That's creepy talk.