Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Officer Rimmer (2016)

Craig Charles: Lister

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• Lister : You just launched a mining torpedo at him!

  Kryten : It's too late to intercept.

  Lister : Rimmer, what have you done?

  Rimmer : I've just saved all of our necks, that's what I've done. It was the only option.

  Kryten : Impact, one minute and counting.

  Lister : You gotta tell 'im, you gotta tell Harring what you've done.

  Rimmer : What, tell him I've just nuked his ship? I'm not telling him that.

  Lister : Why not?

  Rimmer : He won't like me.

• Cat : [Lister is searching the files of a Bioprinter]  Wait, wait, go back! That's you!

  Lister : That's me?

  Kryten : Your genome's in the Nautilus's database, sir?

  Cat : How?

  Lister : Ah... I think I might've flogged it.

  Kryten : You flogged your genome?

  Lister : I was a kid and me mate Dodgy offered me $£100 and half a pack of fags for it. All he did was put some saliva on a stick.

  Kryten : You sold your unique set of haploid chromosomes? You traded away the very essence of your genetic make-up for $£100 and half a packet of fags?

  Cat : You think he should've held out for a whole pack?