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Quotes
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Rimmer : [the crew get into a car with Lister hotwiring] Have you done this before?
Lister : It was the only way to get home sometimes, when I lost all me money playing Texas hold 'em. I know it was wrong, I was young, I was stupid, but what do you really know when you're seven?
Rimmer : Stealing cars at the age of seven? Why didn't you take the bus?
Lister : Hotwire a bus? I was seven! I just wasn't up to it.
Rimmer : Catching the bus. What's wrong with catching the bus on the way home from school?
Lister : Who mentioned school, I was off shoplifting. Don't look at me like that, I been on the straight and narrow since I was nine, maybe ten. Alright, eleven.
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Rimmer : [the crew are attempting to get into a secret hangout] I'll handle this. Americans love an English accent, so that rules out Lister. They're particularly impressed by people who say "whom" a lot.
