Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

I, Witness (2015)

Nicole Beharie: Abbie Mills

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• Ichabod Crane : I leave my possessions with these noble souls. My comrades. Thomas Payne described America as a place where all parts are brought into perfect unison. Indeed, though my stay here has been brief, I have come to value the concord I found with my fellow detainees.

  [a prisoner across the room gives Crane a gang sign which Crane very solemnly returns] 

  Abbie Mills : You wanna stay with your new pals.

  Ichabod Crane : Good God, no.

• Ichabod Crane : [Referring to the tablet he found]  Roughly translated, it said, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

  Abbie Mills : [Trying to cover up her laughter]  You're serious, Crane?

  Ichabod Crane : Yes, I assure you, I am. Do you not see, this tablet...

  Abbie Mills : Let me guess. You think this is an ancient prophesy about our place and the war between good and evil? Shamans thousands of years ago predicted what was going to happen. And, this Babylonian artifact will hold the key to what we're supposed to do with your lives. Am I right?

  Ichabod Crane : [insulted]  Well, no, actually, you're not.

  [pause] 

  Ichabod Crane : It was Samarian, no Babylonian.

• Ichabod Crane : [Disgusted at seeing a colonial themed restaurant]  The deeds of so many brave men and women, signposts of history, reminders of our hardship and the ultimate sacrifice. They've taken it and used it to decorate an eatery.

  Abbie Mills : They also have mini golf out back.

• Ichabod Crane : How did you persuade the self-involved magistrates of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement to return my property?

  Abbie Mills : Perks of the job. I can also sic the IRS on someone if you want.

  Ichabod Crane : This is precisely the abuse of centralized federal power that Thomas Jefferson warned against.

  Abbie Mills : Do you want your stuff or not?

  Ichabod Crane : Yes. Please.