The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Commitment Determination (2015)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Sheldon Cooper : Amy's mad at me and I'm not sure why.

  Penny : Okay, were you talking before she got mad?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes.

  Penny : Well, that's probably it.

• Penny : Wait, what is wrong with you two? He was talking about television during their date night.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, not just date night. Our 5th anniversary.

  Penny : Okay, see, that's even dumber than you wondering if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat.

  Sheldon Cooper : If that happens, don't make me wait ten years to watch you eat a tin can.

• Penny : Hey, I don't think she's wrong about you going too slow in the relationship.

  Sheldon Cooper : Too slow?

  Penny : Yeah, you've been going out for years. You haven't even slept together.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's right. It's called foreplay.

• Penny : Still haven't heard from her?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, and I'm confused. It's been nearly 24 hours. Amy should have figured out she's wrong by now.

• Sheldon Cooper : What happened?

  Penny : Your little buddy got mugged by a bunch of baby farm animals.

  Sheldon Cooper : Been there.

• Leonard Hofstadter : That was really intense.

  Penny : Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market, the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables.