IF THERE'S A HELL BELOW
Having just finished watching IF THERE'S A HELL BELOW I can only see 2 possibilities. Either the plot line of this movie is a complete mess or dementia has set in on me in a big way.
The fundamental outline of the movie isn't anything new, which is not a problem in and of itself; some Technology Person working for A Giant Evil Corporation gets a Sore Conscience, fills a MacGuffin with Damning Evidence and tries to turn it over to the 4th Estate. The Giant Evil Corporation Goes After Her in Earnest. A Tense Chase ensues. Blah blah blah.
But, in this movie, and for no particular reason I can detect, events unfold with a bizarre sense of dreamlike unreality. As examples:
1. The majority of the movie takes place out in the middle of nowhere with vast fields of farmland stretching out into the distance. The would-be whistleblower insists on meeting her reporter-contact in such wide open circumstances as a security measure for their discussions and her turning over her information. So our heroes are out in the middle of nowhere, very peaceful and quiet, talking over their business together. Suddenly the whistleblower realizes there is a Chevy Tahoe or Suburban (or some such vehicle) parked not very far away. It's just sitting there. Gee, where did that come from?
The reporter is curious and the heroes hop in their vehicle and approach the mystery Chevy, and against the continuous stream of objections of the whistleblower, the reporter gets out of his vehicle, walks over to the Chevy and checks it out, looking in the windows, walking around it, and scanning the immediate area; why, there's Nobody There. No people. And no tall underbrush in the immediate area for any potential Chevy occupants to hide in. Reporter comments on the fact that there's nobody there.
So the whistleblower and the reporter turn around, drive away, and the Chevy IMMEDIATELY begins to follow them before they've traveled half a block. How did the Chevy manage to sneak up on them so quietly in the first place? It certainly makes plenty of noise in other scenes, all engine-growly and gravel-crunchy. Where did the Chevy people come from? How did they get out of the Chevy to hide in the first place without being seen/heard and how did they get back to the Chevy without being seen/heard? How is it that the reporter doesn't even notice the sudden presence of the vehicle fairly close behind them?
2. During the course of the movie, the representatives of the Giant Evil Corporation appear to have absolutely PERFECT knowledge of every action by our heroes and every word that ever passes between the whistleblower and the reporter. Literally every single word. There is, for instance, an arbitrary place the whistleblower hides her car keys before she even meets up with the reporter (although why this would have been a strategic advantage I have no idea ), and the bad guys know all about it. Apparently the bad guys could have collected the whistleblower and the reporter at any time given their perfect knowledge of everything that happens and the entire content of detailed conversations no matter where they occur.
How this perfect knowledge is accomplished is never explained, and the 2 bad guys appear to be nothing more than hired goons. And yet the reporter and whistleblower are quite successful the few times they actually make an effort to put some distance between themselves and their pursuers. In fact, as far as we can tell, the only reason the bad guys manage to catch up with the reporter and the whistleblower is as a result of the reporter going out of his way to behave like a complete moron.
3. Between the perfect knowledge the bad guys have (mentioned above) and how the reporter and whistleblower are effortlessly handled once captured, it's abundantly clear that the good guys were simply and thoroughly outclassed from before the beginning of the movie, although we have absolutely no understanding of how. The whistleblower is thrown into an open grave on top of the already- dead reporter and we watch 1 of the 2 bad guys thoughtfully pump 4 rounds into her at point-blank range. Yet somehow, in magical ways never revealed to us, when 1 of the bad guys goes back to the grave to sanitize that crime scene, the whistleblower APPARENTLY ("apparently" because we only see the aftermath and don't actually see it happen ) overpowers and kills the armed hit-man that returned to bury her, and gaily trots off into the open fields with all 4 rounds in her (with at least one that would seem to be in her head no less) while leaving no other trace.
How is this reasonable? How did the whistleblower, largely depicted as inept, suddenly gets so capable with 4 rounds in her? Why did she trot off into the fields with a perfectly good set of car keys and a car close at hand? And having found out about it, what is the reaction of the OTHER bad guy? He just gives up and runs away, gets into a private airplane and flies off into the night. The contract is utterly incomplete, there's a giant grave pit left open with a dead body in it just left there for the next farm vehicle to fall into, and the whistleblower is in the wind. Why has the perfect knowledge of the hit men suddenly failed them?
All-righty then. What a complete pig's breakfast of a plot line.
But the most fascinating thing to me about this bizarrely structured movie is that NOT ONE of the professionally written reviews that I read even MENTIONS the LSD-marinated, magic mushroom plot line, even in passing.
Having just finished watching IF THERE'S A HELL BELOW I can only see 2 possibilities. Either the plot line of this movie is a complete mess or dementia has set in on me in a big way.
The fundamental outline of the movie isn't anything new, which is not a problem in and of itself; some Technology Person working for A Giant Evil Corporation gets a Sore Conscience, fills a MacGuffin with Damning Evidence and tries to turn it over to the 4th Estate. The Giant Evil Corporation Goes After Her in Earnest. A Tense Chase ensues. Blah blah blah.
But, in this movie, and for no particular reason I can detect, events unfold with a bizarre sense of dreamlike unreality. As examples:
1. The majority of the movie takes place out in the middle of nowhere with vast fields of farmland stretching out into the distance. The would-be whistleblower insists on meeting her reporter-contact in such wide open circumstances as a security measure for their discussions and her turning over her information. So our heroes are out in the middle of nowhere, very peaceful and quiet, talking over their business together. Suddenly the whistleblower realizes there is a Chevy Tahoe or Suburban (or some such vehicle) parked not very far away. It's just sitting there. Gee, where did that come from?
The reporter is curious and the heroes hop in their vehicle and approach the mystery Chevy, and against the continuous stream of objections of the whistleblower, the reporter gets out of his vehicle, walks over to the Chevy and checks it out, looking in the windows, walking around it, and scanning the immediate area; why, there's Nobody There. No people. And no tall underbrush in the immediate area for any potential Chevy occupants to hide in. Reporter comments on the fact that there's nobody there.
So the whistleblower and the reporter turn around, drive away, and the Chevy IMMEDIATELY begins to follow them before they've traveled half a block. How did the Chevy manage to sneak up on them so quietly in the first place? It certainly makes plenty of noise in other scenes, all engine-growly and gravel-crunchy. Where did the Chevy people come from? How did they get out of the Chevy to hide in the first place without being seen/heard and how did they get back to the Chevy without being seen/heard? How is it that the reporter doesn't even notice the sudden presence of the vehicle fairly close behind them?
2. During the course of the movie, the representatives of the Giant Evil Corporation appear to have absolutely PERFECT knowledge of every action by our heroes and every word that ever passes between the whistleblower and the reporter. Literally every single word. There is, for instance, an arbitrary place the whistleblower hides her car keys before she even meets up with the reporter (although why this would have been a strategic advantage I have no idea ), and the bad guys know all about it. Apparently the bad guys could have collected the whistleblower and the reporter at any time given their perfect knowledge of everything that happens and the entire content of detailed conversations no matter where they occur.
How this perfect knowledge is accomplished is never explained, and the 2 bad guys appear to be nothing more than hired goons. And yet the reporter and whistleblower are quite successful the few times they actually make an effort to put some distance between themselves and their pursuers. In fact, as far as we can tell, the only reason the bad guys manage to catch up with the reporter and the whistleblower is as a result of the reporter going out of his way to behave like a complete moron.
3. Between the perfect knowledge the bad guys have (mentioned above) and how the reporter and whistleblower are effortlessly handled once captured, it's abundantly clear that the good guys were simply and thoroughly outclassed from before the beginning of the movie, although we have absolutely no understanding of how. The whistleblower is thrown into an open grave on top of the already- dead reporter and we watch 1 of the 2 bad guys thoughtfully pump 4 rounds into her at point-blank range. Yet somehow, in magical ways never revealed to us, when 1 of the bad guys goes back to the grave to sanitize that crime scene, the whistleblower APPARENTLY ("apparently" because we only see the aftermath and don't actually see it happen ) overpowers and kills the armed hit-man that returned to bury her, and gaily trots off into the open fields with all 4 rounds in her (with at least one that would seem to be in her head no less) while leaving no other trace.
How is this reasonable? How did the whistleblower, largely depicted as inept, suddenly gets so capable with 4 rounds in her? Why did she trot off into the fields with a perfectly good set of car keys and a car close at hand? And having found out about it, what is the reaction of the OTHER bad guy? He just gives up and runs away, gets into a private airplane and flies off into the night. The contract is utterly incomplete, there's a giant grave pit left open with a dead body in it just left there for the next farm vehicle to fall into, and the whistleblower is in the wind. Why has the perfect knowledge of the hit men suddenly failed them?
All-righty then. What a complete pig's breakfast of a plot line.
But the most fascinating thing to me about this bizarrely structured movie is that NOT ONE of the professionally written reviews that I read even MENTIONS the LSD-marinated, magic mushroom plot line, even in passing.