Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry (2014)

Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Melanie Moretti : What's wrong, sweetie?

  Victoria Chase : Apparently, years ago, when I didn't think I had a chance in hell of getting nominated for an Academy Award, I signed a rather unusual contract with the Mrs. Ladypants people. I have to wear... a Mrs. Ladypants... absorbent gown to the Oscars. Now with crystal litter-box technology.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You're gonna wear diapers to the Oscars?

  Victoria Chase : It's not diapers. It's an absorbent gown!

  Mitch : Well, look at the bright side: you won't need a seat filler if you have to go to the bathroom during the ceremonies.

  Melanie Moretti : [laughing]  You're very funny.

  Victoria Chase : So what am I going to do?

  Melanie Moretti : You're going to celebrate. We're all going to celebrate. Honey, you could win an Oscar. And, Elka, you could win election.

  Victoria Chase : You know what? Melanie is right.

  Mitch : She's beautiful too. Somebody else talk.

  Victoria Chase : Yeah, I will. So here's to everyone getting exactly what they want.