Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Surprise! (2014)

Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : I need to stop being so desperate. If Simon gets in contact, good. But if he doesn't, it's cool.

  [her phone chimes] 

  Joy Scroggs : I'm not going to define myself by whether or not some man-

  [screams as she looks at phone] 

  Joy Scroggs : It's a text from Simon; he's coming next week and he can't wait to see me! What am I going to wear? What if my face breaks out? What if he meets a more beautiful woman than me on the plane? I'll kill her, that's what I'll do! And I'll do it slowly.

  Elka Ostrovsky : I know who else liked to do it slowly. Old Red-eyes.

  Melanie Moretti : Sinatra was Old Blue-eyes.

  Elka Ostrovsky : When I snuck into his room, he was pretty drunk.

• Elka Ostrovsky : All three of 'em are crazy.

  Agent Gilmore : That's registering as true.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You didn't look at the machine.

  Agent Gilmore : I didn't have to.

• Agent Gilmore : I have never experienced anything like that in my career. You are either an extremely skilled liar or an extremely honest 28-year-old.

  Victoria Chase : Thank you.

  Elka Ostrovsky : You got one truth out of us. Sinatra. He did me *his* way.