The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Locomotion Interruption (2014)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Don : So, why do you think you'd make a good pharmaceutical sales rep?

  Penny : Well, I'm a people person. People like me. Some of my favorite people are people. I feel like I'm saying "people" a lot. People. People. People. Pe... OK, I'm done.

  Don : You sure?

  Penny : People. Yea.

• Sheldon Cooper : I feel renewed. I feel strong enough to take any new changes that come my way.

  Penny : Hey, you're back!

  Sheldon Cooper : You changed your hair. Your hair is different. I can't take this. I'm out.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Anyway I talked you up to Don. He's the guy who'll be interviewing you.

  Penny : Oh, I really appreciate this. I just hope I'm not in over my head.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : You'll be fine. Just be yourself.

  Penny : I wish I felt more confident.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I wouldn't put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it.

  Penny : Oh thank you, but maybe I should cancel.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's too late to cancel. You're going.

  Penny : But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I understand. You want something you're really good at. I know. Why don't I get you a job at the "sitting around all day wearing yoga pants" factory?

  Penny : They're comfortable.

• Penny : Wanna do yoga with me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Let me have some coffee first, so I can have the strength to tell you how much I don't want to do that.

• Penny : I don't have any experience in sales... unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school, but you already made me take that off my resume.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except instead of pushing the fish tacos because they're about to go bad, you'll be pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.

  Penny : They do?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe. Like our lawyers say, "The world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed."

• Don : Wait, wait, you're scared of Bernadette?

  Penny : Yeah, kind a.

  Don : I thought it was just me! Everyone thinks she's so nice with that squeaky little voice.