The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Status Quo Combustion (2014)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I saw you make this Strawberry Quik with syrup, and you're supposed to use the powder.
Amy Farrah Fowler : It tastes the same.
Sheldon Cooper : No! The syrup tastes better, and I don't like it!
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : How's your mom holding up?
Howard Wolowitz : She's doing okay. but we just lost another nurse.
Amy Farrah Fowler : How many is that now?
Howard Wolowitz : Two. And I know what you're thinking: she's eating them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : She's just so impossible, they keep quitting.
Sheldon Cooper : So, who's watching her now?
Howard Wolowitz : A bowlful of M&M's with a few Ambien tossed in.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : This might work out for the best. I mean, you're always complaining what a terrible roommate Leonard is. Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there.
Sheldon Cooper : Ugh. It's like walking into the Amazon. And not the good Amazon with one-day shipping. The awful one with bird and snakes.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You hate the sound of all those keys on this key chain.
Sheldon Cooper : Four keys! I mean, who does he think he is, a warden?
Amy Farrah Fowler : See, maybe you'll love living alone.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know. Perhaps.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And if it turns out you don't... you and I could live together.
Sheldon Cooper : You and... Oh, sure. While we're at it why don't we get engaged, too. Why don't get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together. Do you hear yourself, woman?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, it was just a thought.
Sheldon Cooper : No, here's a thought. You're not moving in, Leonard's not moving out. Everything stays exactly the way it is.
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[last lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay, Sheldon, thanks for checking in. Talk to you tomorrow? O-okay, bye.
Leonard Hofstadter : He's okay?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Actually sounds like he's doing pretty well.
Penny : I really think this is going to be for the best.
Leonard Hofstadter : Me too. And he was able to take a sabbatical...
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Hitting Leonard with a cushion] How could you let him go?