The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Promised Land (2014)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

Quotes 

• Damon Salvatore : [Elena missed with catapult, window shatters, Damon hears on phone]  What the hell was that?

  Stefan Salvatore : The Travelers drained us of our blood... and we've had to do a little bit of hunting

  Damon Salvatore : You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

  Stefan Salvatore : And believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.

  Damon Salvatore : Mm-hmm. She'll shoot your eye out.

• Elena Gilbert : Are you okay?

  [kisses Damon] 

  Damon Salvatore : What was that for?

  Elena Gilbert : I had a really crappy day... and I needed it.

  [shakes her head] 

  Elena Gilbert : I thought I was never gonna see you again, and I couldn't think of a worse way to die.

• Caroline Forbes : [patronizing]  You think drawing Markos to your house is the best idea?

  Damon Salvatore : It's the only idea. Unless your body-snatched ex-boyfriend in the basement can help.

  Caroline Forbes : [scoffs]  Julian is not Tyler, therefore he has no reason to help us. So until I figure out a way to get Tyler back, he's just extra baggage.

  Damon Salvatore : Listen to me. There's no shame in giving up. I mean, aren't we all a little sick of Tyler?

  Caroline Forbes : You know what? Your whole I'm-too-cool-to-care thing is really starting to get old. And don't think for one second that I believe your mood has nothing to do with Elena.

  Damon Salvatore : Spare me the unsolicited relationship advice.

  Caroline Forbes : Fine! Keep your torture-happy hands off of Tyler until I figure something out.

  [with disdain:] 

  Caroline Forbes : I don't abandon the people that I care about.

  [turns, leaves]