The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proton Displacement (2013)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Arthur Jeffries : Can I ask you a question?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, sure.
Arthur Jeffries : Why do you put up with Sheldon?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends.
Arthur Jeffries : Why?
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow. You ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal, and trustworthy and we have fun together.
Arthur Jeffries : You know, you're describing a dog.
Leonard Hofstadter : He did bite me once. But in his defense I came up behind him while he was eating.
Arthur Jeffries : They hate that.
Leonard Hofstadter : You, know what. Sheldon is the smartest person I've ever met. He's a little broke and he needs me. I guess I need him too.
Arthur Jeffries : Why's that?
Leonard Hofstadter : You will not let this go.
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Bill Nye : What are you working on?
Leonard Hofstadter : We're making vacuum tubes.
Bill Nye : That is very interesting.
Arthur Jeffries : Haven't you stolen enough from me? Back off, bow tie!
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Leonard Hofstadter : If you would have told me when I was a kid that someday I would have been doing science next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you.
Arthur Jeffries : If someone had told me that people would still be call me Professor Proton when I was 83 years old, I never would have quit smoking.
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[first lines]
[Sheldon is skipping through the store]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Never seen him this happy before.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's because you've never seen him on restock the medicine-cabinet day.
Sheldon Cooper : Look! a new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can't wait 'til I get a rash.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ohhhh, Gas-Ex has a new ultra-strength. Guess they really do read their mail.
Sheldon Cooper : Hey. Isn't that Professor Proton?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah.
Sheldon Cooper : Look at him! he's standing in line, like he wasn't moderately famous thirty years ago. Let's go say hello!
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, maybe we, we shouldn't bother him.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not going to bother him; I'm going to talk to him.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy] He thinks there's a difference.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Dr. Jeffries, hello again, Leonard Hofstadter.
Arthur Jeffries : Oh... oh right, I remember your, your girlfriend. Is, is she, is she here?
[looking around]