Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

The Fixer (2013)

Wendie Malick: Victoria Chase

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Quotes 

• Victoria Chase : Are you really as good as they say you are?

  Danny : Did John Glenn go to jail for murder?

  Joy Scroggs : What murder?

  Danny : I rest my case.

• [first lines] 

  Joy Scroggs : Sorry I'm late; what'd I miss?

  Victoria Chase : Oh, we were just telling sad, bloated Melanie that Alec was right to break up with her.

  Joy Scroggs : What! That's a horrible thing to say. You're going to make her cry.

  Elka Ostrovsky : That's the plan.

  Melanie Moretti : I haven't been able to cry since Alec and I broke up, and I feel like it's all bottled up inside me. If I could just get one good cry, maybe I could get over him.

  Joy Scroggs : Got it. Has anyone mentioned that he's probably banging some hot twenty-something already?

  Elka Ostrovsky : I said twins.

  Joy Scroggs : Well, the movie's in ten minutes. Everyone says you can't watch 'The Diary' without bursting into tears.

  Victoria Chase : Oh, yes! 'The Diary' is the movie 'The Notebook' goes to see when it wants to feel sad.

  Joy Scroggs : After all the artsy-fartsy cinema Elka and I have had to sit through in our Theory of Film class, we could use a little mindless entertainment. No sub-titles, no moral ambiguity, no chess games with death.

  Elka Ostrovsky : And only good-looking people get naked.

  Melanie Moretti : Look, you guys, I'm really not up for a movie. You go. I'm going to stay here and finish my wine. I'll pay the cheque.

  Joy Scroggs : Oh, honey, are you sure?

  Melanie Moretti : Ah, don't try to be nice; it only makes it harder.

  Victoria Chase : Well, bye, Mel; sorry you're so hideous.

  Joy Scroggs : And unlovable.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Have fun dying alone.

  Melanie Moretti : Nothing.