The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Deception Verification (2013)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist. and then to cap off the perfect day the Las Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures.
Leonard Hofstadter : I thought the Measures were going to be the stars of the show; turns out it was the Weights.
Penny : I'm so glad you guys are friends again.
Sheldon Cooper : Eh, I'm glad you and I are friends again too.
Penny : Aw.
Sheldon Cooper : Which reminds me, this came in the mail, and I want you to have it.
[he hands her a coupon]
Penny : [reads] "Fifty cents off Vagisil."
Sheldon Cooper : Think of me when you apply it.
Raj Koothrappali : Can I just say: I've missed all of us hanging out together.
Sheldon Cooper , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz , Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
Penny : Me too
Leonard Hofstadter : Um, since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, that happened right after you left.
Leonard Hofstadter : And no-one told me?
Howard Wolowitz : [starting to weep] Can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Penny : Ahem!
[hands Howard the coupon]
Penny : Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is very potent estrogen cream. Have you been wearing gloves when applying this?
Howard Wolowitz : Like gloves would fit these fat sausages.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Your skin has been absorbing estrogen. That's why you've been all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Howard Wolowitz : But you're full of estrogen and you don't act like that.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's because I'm a woman. I've had years of practice riding the dragon.