Ted (TV Series)

Loud Night (2024)

Max Burkholder: John Bennett

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• Ted : John the apostle. Jesus had an apostle named John.

  John Bennett : Holy shit. Those were like... like his buddies, right?

  Ted : Yeah. There was Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Johnny, Blitzen, and Larry, Darryl and Darryl. There's no doubt anymore. I'm the lord Jesus Christ.

• John Bennett : Okay, then don't do it for Dad. Do it for Mom. Look, she's really bummed out right now and it's all just 'cause Christmas is messed up. Look, I know it's gonna suck, but...

  Ted : But, it's like I say in The Book of Romulans: Turn the other cheek. Do unto others. Say it, don't spray it. I'll have what she's having.

  Blaire Bennett : You're an idiot.

  Ted : [to John]  Oh, what do we say to that, Apostle?

  John Bennett : [to Blaire]  Four hell points.

  Ted : [to Blaire]  Four hell points.

  Blaire Bennett : What the fuck is a hell point?

  Ted : It's how I determine which of my children, who I love, will be tortured forever.