Castle (TV Series)

The Fast and the Furriest (2013)

Susan Sullivan: Martha Rodgers

Quotes 

• [Castle looking in the refrigerator but not finding what he is looking for] 

  Richard Castle : Where'd it go?

  Martha Rodgers : Where'd what go, darling?

  Richard Castle : My leftovers from Le Cirque. They were right here, right where this... hole in the fridge is. I was gonna use that Chateaubriand for my morning scramble.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, I certainly didn't eat them. I wouldn't look this good if I was pigging out on leftovers.

  Richard Castle : Yes, well, this isn't the first time this has happened. Food has been going missing for the past month. It's not just leftovers, either. It was the peanut butter, uh, artichokes, a whole quart of mulligatawny soup. Gone.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, maybe you've been sleep-eating... again.

  Richard Castle : Again? I've never sleep-ated. Sleep-ate. Eaten. Have I?

  Alexis Castle : [coming downstairs]  Hey, I'm off to class.

  Richard Castle : Hey. How did you like that, uh, Chateaubriand? Wasn't that a wonderful white wine reduction?

  Alexis Castle : What Chateaubriand?

  Richard Castle : All right, it's the housekeeper. I knew it. She has been putting on weight.

  Martha Rodgers : Sorry, darling, she hasn't been here for three days.

  Alexis Castle : Maybe there are tiny Borrowers living under the floorboards who come out at night to steal your food.

  Richard Castle : It's not realistic. They'd be too small to get the fridge door open.