As expected, Barrett Blade fumbles an easy assignment in "Hall Pass Ass", a no-dialog pantomime of 6 crummy skits set at school. It emerges as typical of what happened to Wicked Pictures' standard of quality (it plummeted) when wall-to-wall sex content joined the traditionally Couples Romance label.
With condoms (pink colored no less) a-plenty, Blade has his familiar performers go through the motions of humping either as teachers or school girls in skimpy ersatz school uniform costumes. Lead-off with much tattooed Christy Mack is typically mindless as she seduces Richie Calhoun, latter looking a bit surprised at why his agent secured him such a nothing role (and last billing in a long credit list).
We get a chance to see a flat-chested Jessa Rhodes, now a big-fake-tits MILF 5 years later, cast with Alan Stafford in the feature's most explicitly pantomime vignette, as they communicate with hand motions, separated by window glass before he comes inside to hump her at home.
Highlight for most fans has to be the always reliable (and glamorous) Kendra Lust as an unlikely math teacher, disciplining (with a yardstick) world's oldest student Barry Scott and then dominating him with sex. For the record, Scott was 40 when this clunker was shot while Lust was 33.
With condoms (pink colored no less) a-plenty, Blade has his familiar performers go through the motions of humping either as teachers or school girls in skimpy ersatz school uniform costumes. Lead-off with much tattooed Christy Mack is typically mindless as she seduces Richie Calhoun, latter looking a bit surprised at why his agent secured him such a nothing role (and last billing in a long credit list).
We get a chance to see a flat-chested Jessa Rhodes, now a big-fake-tits MILF 5 years later, cast with Alan Stafford in the feature's most explicitly pantomime vignette, as they communicate with hand motions, separated by window glass before he comes inside to hump her at home.
Highlight for most fans has to be the always reliable (and glamorous) Kendra Lust as an unlikely math teacher, disciplining (with a yardstick) world's oldest student Barry Scott and then dominating him with sex. For the record, Scott was 40 when this clunker was shot while Lust was 33.