The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fish Guts Displacement (2012)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. This isn't helping. Why don't you just let me get some rest?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, how can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you, and apply Vaporub to your chest.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Y-You- You want to rub something on my chest?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. All over it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [coughs] Maybe we should start with that.
Sheldon Cooper : Now you're being a responsible patient. Now, you may notice some tingling.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I'm counting on it.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Is anyone else troubled by the Spiderman theme song?
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.
Sheldon Cooper : It is. It's right behind
[sings]
Sheldon Cooper : "Doo doo doo dod-doo, Inspecor gadget" and
[sings]
Sheldon Cooper : "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes on a half shell."
Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Turtle power!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral.
Sheldon Cooper : You're sick? You poor kid. Well, see ya.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. Aren't you going to take care of me?
Sheldon Cooper : Me? No. No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But our relationship agreement clearly states that when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. I see the confusion. No, the intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill. When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm going to draw you a soothing bath. Where's your bath thermometer?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't have a bath thermometer.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Then I'm going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Sheldon spanks Amy] Oh my.
[giggles]
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me. You're not supposed to be enjoying this.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Then maybe you should spank me harder.
Sheldon Cooper : Maybe I will.
[spanks her again]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Woo hoo!
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, it's a tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you saying you want to spank me?