And So It Goes (2014)

Michael Douglas: Oren Little

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Quotes 

• Oren Little : And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.

• Oren Little : I slept with Leah.

  Claire : Whoa. You did mess up.

  Oren Little : Well, the sex was actually pretty good, but...

  Claire : ...but you left immediately after. Right?

  Oren Little : How'd you know that?

  Claire : You think you invented men being assholes?

• Oren Little : You have a beautiful voice, particularly when you make it all the way through a song.

• Oren Little : Wanna watch some TV?

  Sarah : Sure.

  Oren Little : I don't watch animation, MTV, BRAVO, Oprah, reruns or sitcoms. What do you wanna watch?

  Sarah : Can we watch "Duck Dynasty"?

  Oren Little : What station is it on?

  Sarah : A&E.

  Oren Little : Sure.

• Oren Little : You see that's what happens when you have sex.

• Oren Little : [Oren leaving Claire]  "You know, I once heard someone say that every hello is just a goodbye waiting to happen."

• Oren Little : Why does cancer kill good people? And you're still alive.

• Oren Little : [picks up a picture frame]  This looks like a Eugene.

  Leah : And what does a Eugene look like?

  Oren Little : Like someone who loved you.

• Oren Little : So, where are you all from?

  Selena : Texas.

  Oren Little : I have a list of 40 states I try to avoid. Texas is number 7.

• Leah : On a personal level, I consider you a disgusting pig.

  Oren Little : Guess that's a step up from being an asshole.

• Oren Little : I might have found somebody else who likes me, so you can die now.

  Claire : Who in God's name would be that stupid?

  Oren Little : My granddaughter.

• Leah : I'm a wanna-be lounge singer...

  Oren Little : ...with a shark for an agent.

  Leah : No, it's ridiculous. I'm 65, ugh!

  Oren Little : I've sold houses older than you, alright, and in a lot worse condition.

  Leah : That makes me feel good.

• Oren Little : What are you doing here?

  Luke Little : I don't know, I thought I should check in every death or ten years, whichever comes first.

• Oren Little : Would you like to do this

  [sandwich] 

  Oren Little : yourself?

  Sarah : Only if you do it wrong.

• Oren Little : Don't give the dog human food. It teaches them how to beg.

  Sarah : You gave him mayonnaise bread.

  Oren Little : No, I didn't.

  Sarah : I saw you.

  Oren Little : You're gonna make someone a great wife someday.

• [first lines] 

  Oren Little : [hikes up the hill in the cemetery talking to himself]  You should get a discount if you die visiting your beloved. I don't know why you picked the hilltop. Not exactly like you can take in the view.

  Oren Little : Anyway... Happy Birthday Sarah.

  [places flowers] 

• Claire : What's the matter?

  Oren Little : I messed up. I need a woman's perspective -and you're the closest thing too it.

  Claire : You always could charm me.