Holliston (TV Series)

Joe's Soda (2013)

Laura Ortiz: Laura

Quotes 

• Corri : I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!

  Joe : Apparently so is Adam this week.

  Corri : Some guy bit me on my arm!

  Laura : We've all got problems today, Corri. I'm trying to fill out a wicked hard application, take a number.

  Corri : I am bleeding!

  Joe : My Diet Coke is flat! Do we really wanna start this right now, Corri?

  Adam : Some guy bit you? Where?

  Laura : On her arm. Do you even read the scripts you write?

  Adam : No, I mean where did it happen?

  Corri : I was walking out of the hospital and some crazy guy was being dragged in by the EMT.

  Laura : Aww, I always get so sad when ET goes home.

  Corri : No, EMT? The ambulance driver?

  Laura : [Pointing to Corri's injury, ala ET]  "Ooooouch."

• Laura : Thank God you're back. Corri is so mean when she's a werewolf.

• Laura : Ha! Ha! Ha! Your dog died!

• Corri : I am not a werwolf. Werewolves aren't real.

  Laura : Spoken like a true werewolf who's trying to convince someone who's not a werewolf that they're not a werewolf.

  Corri : ...What?

  Laura : I don't know, get out of my head!