Snatched (2017)

Ike Barinholtz: Jeffrey Middleton

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• Emily Middleton : You know who you have the haircut of?

  Jeffrey Middleton : Who's that?

  Emily Middleton : Harry Potter.

  Jeffrey Middleton : Harry Potter - is - the greatest of all the wizards. He's a hero - and a great role model. So, I'll take it as a compliment.

• Emily Middleton : You're so gay for Mom.

  Jeffrey Middleton : I'm not gay for Mom.

  Emily Middleton : You're gay for Mom!

  Jeffrey Middleton : She's a woman. She has a vagina.

  Emily Middleton : You suck Mom's dick.

  Linda Middleton : Ewwww!

• Pickup Truck Driver : Okay, here's how you can help. Pull out a pen and a piece of paper.

  Jeffrey Middleton : Okay.

  Pickup Truck Driver : And write down, "If you feel the urge to call again - resist it."

• Jeffrey Middleton : You got shot through the heart. Okay, Michael's gone. And it sucks. Because you know what? He was the best you'll ever do.

• Jeffrey Middleton : I'm the one that's been calling about the Middleton ladies and their situation down in South America. Let's go get 'em. What's the plan?

  Morgan Russell : Right, so, I told her to contact me once she gets to Bogota. There's not much more I can do, unfortunately, sir.

  Jeffrey Middleton : Okay, I imagine that you have some kind of commando squad. Maybe, like, four underground criminals who were tried for a crime they didn't commit. And they've been living in the underground kinda helping people along the way, almost...

  Morgan Russell : Sir, were you born in the '70s?

  Jeffrey Middleton : Yeah.

  Morgan Russell : That sounds like The A-Team.

  Jeffrey Middleton : It is The A-Team. Do you have an A-Team?

  Morgan Russell : We actually disbanded that program in 1994, sir.

• Jeffrey Middleton : I'll translate.

  Morgan Russell : You speak Spanish?

  Jeffrey Middleton : I speak Dothraki. I speak Klingon.