The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Weekend Vortex (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : That'd be my boyfriend. Happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends than hanging out with me.

  Penny : Wars.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What?

  Penny : Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, what's the difference?

  Penny : There's absolutely no difference!

• Penny : Who's Armen the miniature horse breeder?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question "How'd you two meet?"

  Penny : I would have thought at a miniature horse show.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's good.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon Cooper, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends.

  Penny : Yeah, you pick that bone; you pick that bone clean.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm dating Sheldon Cooper!

  Penny : Yeah, on *purpose*.

• Penny : Amy? What's the matter?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : My boyfriend's a jerk!

  Penny : Well! I know he didn't *cheat* on you!

• Raj Koothrappali : None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was going to be like the old days: the four of us, hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what's it like to be the only one *without* a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I'll still be the guy who got a girl after *Sheldon Cooper*!

  Penny : And that's how a girl makes a scene.

• Sheldon Cooper : When's the last time I asked you to do something for me?

  Penny : Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

  Sheldon Cooper : When is the last time I asked you to do something that wasn't a medical emergency?

  Penny : Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

• Sheldon Cooper : All right then, I have no choice but to go on to plan B.

  Penny : What's that?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm gonna run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold.

• Penny : [to Amy about Sheldon]  Girlfriend 101: you withhold sex from him. But, that only works once Sheldon reaches puberty.

• Penny : Sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone you really care about, the sucky part is it leaves you open to getting hurt.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you?

  Penny : That's hilarious. No.

• Penny : Sorry, Stallion. Your weird friend Giraffe is here!