My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Putting Your Hoof Down (2012)
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Cherry Berry, Linky Shoeshine, Surf, Tomato Vendor, Lucy Packard
Quotes
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Cherry Berry : [Cherry Berry and Bon Bon are stopped on a small bridge, wearing harnesses attached to large carts of garbage] Showpony business is tough.
Bon Bon : Go ahead, try one of your jokes out on me, I laugh at everything.
Cherry Berry : Okay, okay, okay. A donkey and a mule are stuck on a desert island...
Fluttershy : [clears throat] Excuse me? Would you mind moving your carts so I can pass?
Cherry Berry : Yeah yeah, in a minute, I just wanna finish up this story. And so the donkey says to the mule...
Fluttershy : A-hemmmm, can you move, you're blocking my path.
Cherry Berry : Yeah yeah, in a minute! So the donkey says to the mule...
[fades under]
Fluttershy : "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
Cherry Berry : [Fluttershy gets behind the wagons and bucks them upwards with her back legs, sending the garbage falling down on Cherry Berry and Bon Bon] ... and the mule says-
[splat]
Cherry Berry : Ugh, easy does it, lady. We're moving, okay?
Fluttershy : Good!
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Pinkie Pie : [serving a line of customers at Sugarcube Corner with Rarity] Who's next, please, and what can I get for you today?
Fluttershy : [Fluttershy walks up to the back of the line, behind Daisy, only to be rudely cut in front of by Linky] What do you think you're doing? Didn't you see me?
Linky Shoeshine : [dismissively] Uh, I guess maybe.
Fluttershy : "Maybe"? "Maybes are for babies!"
[she growls, hits Linky, spins her around, and yells in her face]
Fluttershy : Now go to the back of the line where you belong!
[Linky does so, and the other ponies who were in front of her also back up outside the door out of fear]
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Rarity : Fluttershy! What *are* you doing? That's no way to behave!
Fluttershy : Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy was a pushover!
Rarity : No sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.
Fluttershy : *What*? You just want *new* Fluttershy to be a *doormat* like *old* Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is *gone*!
Pinkie Pie : New Fluttershy...? Old Fluttershy...?
Rarity : What happened to *nice* Fluttershy? We want *that* Fluttershy back.
Fluttershy : [Fluttershy begins to fly circles around Pinkie Pie and Rarity] No, you want *wimp* Fluttershy. You want *pushover* Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!
[while she circles them, Pinkie twists her neck around to follow her]
Pinkie Pie : [unwinding her neck and feeling dizzy] Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershies to keep track of! Make it stop!
Fluttershy : Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?
[Fluttershy pushes Pinkie by the head and knocks her into Rarity's 'arms']
Rarity : Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!
Fluttershy : [still hovering above them, stationary] Why not? I thought "petty" was what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.
Rarity : [gasps]
Pinkie Pie : [zips over] Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
[she stands up and makes hip-swaying motions]
Fluttershy : Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? *Party hats*? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell *new* Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that *nopony else gives a flying feather about*!
[Pinkie Pie and Rarity are on the verge of tears now]
Pinkie Pie : Looks like *nasty* Fluttershy is here to stay!
Rarity : I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!
Rarity , Pinkie Pie : [they run away crying]
Fluttershy : Iron Will's not a monster, *HE'S A MINOTAUR*!
[she lands on the ground at the base of a puddle, and growls at her reflection. Suddenly, she sees how mean she has become and whimpers]
Fluttershy : ... I'm the monster.
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Turf : [talking with another teenage pony, suddenly cutting in front of Fluttershy in line for asparagus] ... like, oh well.
Fluttershy : Hey!
Turf : Would you mind moving back? You're in my personal space.
Fluttershy : But...
Surf : Seriously, do you need your asparagus so badly? Get a life.
Fluttershy : [backing away] Oh, okay. There's no rush.
Rarity : [behind Fluttershy as she backs up] Fluttershy, you mustn't let them treat you that way.
Fluttershy : Oh, it-it's really no big deal...
Pinkie Pie : It's bigger than big, it's double big, you are a pony with a *problem*.
Fluttershy : What problem?
[to demonstrate, Pinkie places Fluttershy in front of her, then quickly zips past her, causing Fluttershy to spin around and fall down]
Fluttershy : Oh, go right ahead Pinkie Pie, you first.
Pinkie Pie : Right there! *That's* the problem.
Rarity : You've got to stop being such a doormat.
Fluttershy : A doormat?
Rarity : A pushover, darling. You've got to stand up for yourself, promise us.
Fluttershy : Oh, okay. I promise.
[sees some asparagus for sale]
Fluttershy : Oh! Good!
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Iron Will : [looking at the screen with a thumbs-up] Iron Will's my name, training ponies is my game.
Rarity : [Pinkie Pie and Rarity stare back at us, puzzled. Then they turn back and address Iron Will] What a darling little catchphrase.
Iron Will : Your friend Fluttershy *loved* Iron Will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from nopony! So, Iron Will is here to collect Iron Will's fee.
Pinkie Pie : Fluttershy is in no shape to deal with *that* creep!
Rarity : [gasps; starts running after him as he walks] I'm sure a big, brave, powerful and rich monster- I mean, minotaur, like you, doesn't need that money right away. You can afford to come back later.
Iron Will : Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron Will collects *now*.
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Pinkie Pie : [Pinkie and Rarity gallop up to Fluttershy] You were amazing, Fluttershy!
[they hug her]
Pinkie Pie : You totally stood up to that monster!
Rarity : In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!
Pinkie Pie : The one we missed!
Fluttershy : Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?
[she gets a pair of teary smiles]
Rarity , Pinkie Pie : Friends.
Fluttershy , Rarity , Pinkie Pie : [laughing]