The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vacation Solution (2012)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, everybody takes vacations.
Sheldon Cooper : One time, they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation, but he chose instead to expand his mind and learn something new. He went to work in his friend's biology lab.
Sheldon Cooper : [turns to Howard] Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist, part of the Manhattan project.
Howard Wolowitz : Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was.
Sheldon Cooper : Now you do too.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be be romantic.
Sheldon Cooper : Way to kill the mood.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon Cooper : No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence... Does the locus coeruleus normally bleed that much?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No. But your thumb does.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh dear!
[faints]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, *you're* a biologist.
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Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me! You have Dr. Sheldon Cooper in your lab. You're gonna make him do dishes? That's like asking the Incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar!
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Sheldon Cooper : I have plenty of experience in biology. I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998, and... it's still alive.
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Howard Wolowitz : I haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day Leonard made that multiplication error.
Sheldon Cooper : [laughing] Oh, oh lord, that multiplication error! He thought he carried the one, but he didn't!
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not funny. That mistake got published.
Sheldon Cooper : Stop! I'm going to wet myself!
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President Siebert : So then I'll see you all on Monday. Except for you.
Sheldon Cooper : But if I don't come in to work, what am I supposed to do with myself?
President Siebert : Read, rest, travel. I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
Sheldon Cooper : Sarcasm?
Howard Wolowitz : [sarcastically] No, you should go.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, I think I've come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science. Physics Mad Libs. Now, give me a number.
Leonard Hofstadter : Five.
Sheldon Cooper : Un-huh. And an irrational constant.
Howard Wolowitz : E.
Sheldon Cooper : And a funny Greek letter.
Raj Koothrappali : Gamma.
Sheldon Cooper : I said funny.
Raj Koothrappali : Upsilon?
Sheldon Cooper : Good one! And an electrical charge.
Leonard Hofstadter : Positive.
Sheldon Cooper : Ha. Perfect. Get this.
[reads]
Sheldon Cooper : Professor Jones told the symposium he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon. Five times the limit of
[laughs]
Sheldon Cooper : E to the upsilon as in a
[breaks up laughing]
Sheldon Cooper : Okay, no no, ahem. I'll start over. Professor Jo-
[breaks up laughing again]
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Sheldon Cooper : Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed. Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Wash 'em again.
Sheldon Cooper : You're being ridiculous. Those are perfectly clean.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, this beaker used to contain cerebral spinal fluid from an elephant that died of syphilis. If it's, in fact, perfectly clean, drink from it.
Sheldon Cooper : Biologists are mean.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you honestly think you can just waltz back in here after the way you behaved yesterday?
Sheldon Cooper : I was not myself. I had lost a lot of thumb blood.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's not an apology.
Sheldon Cooper : That is your opinion.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I want a real apology.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry that you weren't able to...
Sheldon Cooper : No.
Sheldon Cooper : that my genius...
Amy Farrah Fowler : No.
Sheldon Cooper : that the soap was...
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon!
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Sheldon Cooper : Here you go! This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
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Sheldon Cooper : If the guard at the University asks what's under the blanket, you tell him it's some lobster traps.
Leonard Hofstadter : Lobster traps?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, that's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm on vacation. Social convention dictates that I let my hair down at a local watering hole. Social convention is stupid.
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Sheldon Cooper : There was something wrong with that detergent. That was way too bubbly.
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Sheldon Cooper : My family took a trip to Florida when I was a child. A seagull stole a hot dog from me on the beach. I got the message.