Holliston (TV Series)

Camera Rental: Part 1 (2012)

Dave Brockie: Oderus Urungus

Quotes 

• Adam : Maybe I should just tell the truth.

  Oderus Urungus : Tell the truth? Absolutely not! If it's one life lesson I can teach you, it's never tell the truth. Did Oliver North ever tell the truth? Did Bill Clinton ever tell the truth? Did Abraham Lincoln ever tell the truth?

  Adam : Wait, you mean honest Abe? The guy that couldn't tell a lie?

  Oderus Urungus : Yes, and got shot right in the head.

  Adam : Good point.

• Oderus Urungus : You can always make a new best friend. It's like I always say, you can make a new best friend because at any moment your old best friend could be killed and burned horribly in a wretched car fire. And then you would have to make a new best friend and also make sure that the new best friend didn't make the same mistake that the old best friend made and wreck his car while he was driving it while high on cough medicine that was filled with codeine. Brruugh!

  Adam : Hey, you know what? Thanks, Oderus.

  Oderus Urungus : That's why I'm here. Hey, uh, could you bring me back some Skittles?

  Adam : Skittles. You got it.