"Holliston" Camera Rental: Part 1 (TV Episode 2012) - Dee Snider as Lance Rockett

Adam : Boss, don't you think you're getting a bit... old... to make it in a band?

Lance Rockett : It could still happen.

Joe : It's a cover band.

Lance Rockett : So.

Adam : You're fifty-four.

Lance Rockett : Rock is ageless- David Lee Roth 1983.

Adam : David Lee Roth got kicked out of the band and replaced by Sammy...

Lance Rockett : -HEY! We don't speak his name.

Adam : My bad.

Lance Rockett : Alright, I gotta get going to band practice. I gotta shave my abs for the ladies in the front row.

[Sniffs Joe's neck]

Lance Rockett : New cologne, Joe? Smells delicious.
Lance Rockett : That's what we do here. We rock the spots and slay the chicks! Adam... nice jeans.
Lance Rockett : If you miss out on the greatest Van Halen tribute band of all time, you miss out on your life! Plus, check out these awesome platforms I scored on ebay. They're the ones that Gene Simmons was gonna wear on The Elder tour.
Lance Rockett : You guys are awesome! Tell you what... back stage passes, both of you! You can meet Fake Eddy and Fake Alex!

Adam : What about Fake Michael Anthony?

Lance Rockett : We got the real Michael Anthony if you want to meet him.

Adam : No, that's OK.
Corri : Wow. The way you guys always talk about Lance, he sounds amazing. I would so love to make out with him.

Lance Rockett : Is that an American Apparel shirt you're wearing there, Adam? Fantastic fit.

Dee Snider: Lance Rockett