What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)

Pine Barrens (2022)

Kayvan Novak: Nandor

Quotes 

• Nandor : All you ever do is lay about or tinkle on your piano or have sex with Nadja wherever and whenever you please!

  Lazslo Cravensworth : How is that an insult? Sounds to me like life goals achieved, me old fruit.

  Nandor : You take and you take and you take. You took the seat in the Honda Element that wasn't behind Sean's seat in the Honda Element, even though you know that Sean likes his seat in the Honda Element pushed right far back, and I have the longer legs!

• Nandor : The problem with Laszlo is that he cannot admit that there's something that even he does not know. He thinks that he knows all things. And if there's one thing I cannot abide, it is someone who's a know-it-all-things.

• Nandor : We vampires do not hunt.

  Lazslo Cravensworth : Of course we fucking do. We hunt humans.

  Nandor : Does that count, though?

• Lazslo Cravensworth : No, the Jersey Devil is not real.

  Nandor : It is just a myth that vampires made up to explain all the dead bodies that we leave in the woods.

  Lazslo Cravensworth : Sean may be my best friend, but like all humans, he doesn't realize when he's been fucking had.

  Nandor : Sean is your best friend?