Family Guy (TV Series)
Be Careful What You Fish For (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt, Glenn Quagmire, Captain Seamus, Tom Tucker
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Quotes
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Dolphin : [to Peter] I'm gonna ask one more question and don't take this the wrong way, but have you actually got a penis?
Peter Griffin : Yes.
Dolphin : Where... where is it?
Peter Griffin : Where is it? It's in there.
Dolphin : Are you sure? So it's like Mr. Snuffleupagus, is it?
Peter Griffin : Aw, the hell with this. Lois, get the ruler, we're measuring again.
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Brian Griffin : [when he stops by Stewie's daycare] Hey, Stewie. How's it going?
Stewie Griffin : Brian, what are you doing here?
Brian Griffin : Came by to check on my pal. Where's, uh, Miss Emily?
Stewie Griffin : I haven't seen her yet today. She gave me the keys to open up when she left yesterday. I thought you said you were gonna talk to her.
Brian Griffin : I did, a-and she's doing her best, you know? She's got a lot on her plate. She's got school, she's got work...
Stewie Griffin : This is her work!
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Stewie Griffin : [when he finds out Brian is interested in Miss Emily] You're disgusting.
Brian Griffin : Hey, I'm sorry, but Miss Emily and I have a connection which is totally unexpected. And by the way, I actually think she's doing a pretty good job. She's teaching you guys independence.
Stewie Griffin : We're one! Independence means we die!
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Brian Griffin : [When Stewie comes home from daycare with one of his arms hanging limply and dragging along the floor] Stewie, what's going on? Aren't you supposed to be at day care?
Stewie Griffin : I escaped.
Brian Griffin : What happened to your arm?
Stewie Griffin : I finally stood up for all of us and told Miss Emily we should be given a proper lunch and not just what's left over from her Baja Fresh, and she said I shouldn't raise my voice and pulled me really hard into the other room, and my arm came out of its socket.
Brian Griffin : Are you sure? Are you sure you didn't just sleep on it funny?
Stewie Griffin : Does this look like I slept on it funny? I'm gonna tell Mom! Mom!
Brian Griffin : [stops Stewie] You are not going anywhere. I finally have a date with Miss Emily tomorrow and I'm not gonna let you or anybody else get in my way until I have seen every inch of her naked.
Stewie Griffin : Do you even hear yourself? And what am I supposed to do about my arm?
Brian Griffin : I'll just pop it back in.
Stewie Griffin : You most certainly will not! I need to go to a hospital.
Lois Griffin : [off-screen] Brian, is Stewie in there with you?
Stewie Griffin : Mom!
[Brian grabs Stewie, putting his hand over his mouth as he rips a page out of his book and stuffs it in his mouth]
Brian Griffin : We're in here, Lois. He's napping.
[to Stewie]
Brian Griffin : Relax. I'm gonna pop it back in.
[grabs Stewie's arm and starts to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place as Stewie screams into the wad of paper. Stewie pulls free from Brian after a few seconds and tries to crawl away, but Brian grabs him again and continues to try to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place]
Brian Griffin : Get in there! C... come on! Hold still, Stewie!
[Brian grabs his book and uses it to pop Stewie's arm back into place, Stewie spits the paper out and coughs as he rubs his arm]
Stewie Griffin : I'm not saying I like pain, but I'm not saying I don't like it either.
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Stewie Griffin : [after Brian has Miss Emily arrested] Man, when she gets to jail, she's gonna be major lez-chow.
Brian Griffin : She sure is, Stewie. She sure is.
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Dolphin : Ah. Hello, Joanne.
Joanna Finn : Billy? What are you doing here?
Peter Griffin : He's here because he loves you and he wants to patch things up. Hey, how come you ain't got boobs? You like a runner or something?
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Peter Griffin : Tricia Takanawa? What are you doing here?
Tricia Takanawa : Peter, I'm standing here on your front porch, hoping to kill that dolphin with this harpoon.
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Miss Emily : [to Brian] I should probably go back in there, see how everyone's doing, I guess .
Brian Griffin : Ah, they're fine. In fact, I see Stewie reading a book.
Stewie Griffin : Scratch-and-sniff "Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging."
[looks at the book]
Stewie Griffin : Oh, God! That's terrible!
[picks up another book]
Stewie Griffin : Oh, here's a pop-up book: "Tommy Lee Goes Boating."