This Hour Has 22 Minutes (TV Series)
Episode #18.10 (2010)
Gordon Pinsent: The Codfather
Quotes
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Mark Critch : You're in the crapper now.
Danny Williams : Shut up, Critch!
The Codfather : Why do you seek an audience with the Supreme Newfoundlander and Canadian Icon Gordon Pinsent?
Danny Williams : Well, Codfather. I have come to seek your permission to step down as Premier.
The Codfather : Oh. Well, did you get everything I asked? Did you get the oil?
Danny Williams : Yes, Codfather.
The Codfather : Did you get Lower Churchill?
Danny Williams : Yes, Codfather.
The Codfather : Did you throw a tantrum, like a huge BABY, every time you didn't get your way?
Danny Williams : Oh, yeah.
Mark Critch : Yeah, he did that.
The Codfather : Well then, by the Power invested in me, as Supreme Newfoundlander and Canadian Icon Gordon Pinsent, I release you!
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The Codfather : [Danny Williams is bound and gagged] Mark, it's not too late. Let the Premier go, and maybe learn a new impression.
Mark Critch : *SHUT UP, ROWDYMAN!*
Mark Critch : All right, think Critchy. Think! If you let the Premier go, then the cops are gonna show up so you can't do that. There's gotta be a way. C'mon, think, Critchy. Think. That's it. It's so simple. Everybody DIES!
[the Doyles come in and knock Critch out]
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Malachy Doyle : [the Doyles untie and un-gag the Premier] Are you okay, Mr. Premier?
Danny Williams : Thanks, huff.
Jake Doyle : Do you want us to hold him down while you beat the crap out of him?
Danny Williams : Yeah.
[the Doyles restrain Critch]
Danny Williams : Oh, Mark. I've been waiting to do this for a LONG TIME!
Mark Critch : C'mon now, Premier. It's just a couple of guys shagging around.
[Danny punches Critch in the stomach repeatedly]
The Codfather : Hold it!
[beat]
The Codfather : Let ME have a piece of this.
[Codfather starts punching Critch]
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Mark Critch : [Danny Williams has been released] That's IT! That's *IT*!
Danny Williams : Suck it up, you wuss.
Mark Critch : Oh, yeah. Well you're not going anywhere. 'Cause now...
[pulls out a gun]
Mark Critch : ... now THIS is going to happen. ALL RIGHT! Up against the wall Super Newfs!
The Codfather : Me too?
Mark Critch : *COME ON*!