[first lines]
Kid: [he and Condor are riding bikes down the street] Hey C, we're homies, right?
Condor: You know it.
Kid: So if you heard that I die, won't you just get a next meal?
Condor: Before after lunch.
Kid: After?
Condor: Uh, Kid, I gotta be honest with you. I'll eat my dinner in probably your portion too.
Kid: That's good to know.
Condor: Hey, look, I love you like a brother, but I get mad cranky when I don't eat.
[Condor holds his stomach as a dog growl is heard offscreen]
Condor: If that, I feel a little cranky right now.
[an angry pitbull is barking offscreen and Condor turns. The pitbull comes onscreen looking angry and chases after Kid and Condor]
Kid: Ray Johnson's pitbull! Oh, he hates me!
Condor: Don't take it personally, Kid. I'm pretty sure the dog gets everybody!