The LeBrons (TV Series)
Lion (2011)
Jason Weaver: Condor
Quotes
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[first lines]
Kid : [he and Condor are riding bikes down the street] Hey C, we're homies, right?
Condor : You know it.
Kid : So if you heard that I die, won't you just get a next meal?
Condor : Before after lunch.
Kid : After?
Condor : Uh, Kid, I gotta be honest with you. I'll eat my dinner in probably your portion too.
Kid : That's good to know.
Condor : Hey, look, I love you like a brother, but I get mad cranky when I don't eat.
[Condor holds his stomach as a dog growl is heard offscreen]
Condor : If that, I feel a little cranky right now.
[an angry pitbull is barking offscreen and Condor turns. The pitbull comes onscreen looking angry and chases after Kid and Condor]
Kid : Ray Johnson's pitbull! Oh, he hates me!
Condor : Don't take it personally, Kid. I'm pretty sure the dog gets everybody!
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Condor : [Kid slams the door on Condor's leg after they escape the pitbull] My leg! Ray Johnson's dog ate my leg!
Kid : Chill, si. I think we just slammed it in the door.
Condor : [sigh] Wait, that's kinda bad, too.
Business : Hey. How 'bout you boys take that someplace else? Can't you see I'm deliberating?
[Business is dating a beautiful woman named Bran. Kid and Condor stare at Bran in surprise]
Bran : You boys have the scent of sweat, fear, and...
[sniffs on the kids]
Bran : ... desperation.
Condor : [smells his armpit] Oh, that has a smell?
Business : Sure reason to fray this business. We're stringing a jize about to start my own line of collone. You know... like "diddy difitty."
Condor : 'Kay, my dear. You call it, notorious B-I-Z.
Business : Hush up, boy. What are you two running from?
Kid : Ray Johnson's dog.
Business : Again? I think Bran and I need to parlay.
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Condor : [he and Kid escape the pitbull again and his leg is slammed in the door] That's gettin' older, son.
Kid : That dog's crazy! He acts like our own money!
Business : Boys, let me introduce you to the solution for Johnson's dog.
Otis the Lion : What's happening, boys?
[the kids gasp in fear and Condor opens the door only to dive into the pitbull's mouth. Otis talks to the pitbull]
Otis the Lion : Spit that kid out. He's mine.
Pitbull : [spits Condor out] Kid's all yours. Plus it tastes like desperation.
Condor : Really? You can taste it?
Otis the Lion : You think you're all that?
Pitbull : [scared] Uh, I was just playing.
Otis the Lion : How 'bout I'll rip out your head and play ball with it?
Pitbull : Hey, it's gotta be like that?
Otis the Lion : Nothing personal.
Pitbull : [turns around] Oh, that's relief.
[turns back and points at the left]
Pitbull : Oh look! Baby gazelle!
[runs off. Kid, Condor and Business look at what the pitbull pointed at]
Kid : I don't see anything.
[the pitbull is running down the street and barking]
Otis the Lion : [stares at the putbull, putting sunglasses on] Why do they always run?