Best Man Down (2012)

Tyler Labine: Lumpy

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Quotes 

• Ramsey : I still think you should've gone to the hospital.

  Lumpy : Mm-mmm, no, no. No, Duluth is... like umm... two hours away from here. I took a hot shower. I'll be fine.

  Ramsey : Well, you look purple and bloated.

  Lumpy : I always look bloated.

  [pause] 

  Lumpy : It's okay, it's okay. I work really hard to look this bloated. It's a point of pride for me.

• Lumpy : [outside motel in wintery night weather]  Let me at least put some clothes on, and I will drive you home.

  Ramsey : I can walk.

  Lumpy : Get your butt back in the hotel room, or I'm gonna drop this towel!

  [sardonically] 

  Lumpy : You'll be scarred for life.